Plap

The sound a peins makes when it hits a woman's forehead

Bro I smacked Lexi with my dick it was all like PLAP!

by Hopsin December 12, 2016

Plap

Punch and Slap mixed together in one action.

He told me to fuck off so I plapped him across the face.

by IconiqueLegend December 14, 2017

Plap

When you hit the male G spot

Omg i just got plapped so hard

by Fox_Jr September 17, 2019

PLAP

Patrick's Long Ass Post

A social media post so long and wordy, it contains TWO "see more" links. A post so long you can land a plane on it.

"You don't have to write dumb ass peacocking PLAPs to get the attention of people online." - Landon Porter, The Sales Gorilla

"That long ass post? I don't read PLAPs." - Everybody

"Did Patrick PLAP again? I ain't reading no book!" - Unknown, but it's funny!

by AmyStarr September 18, 2019

Plap

PENGUIN FLAP=PLAP

YOO BRO, THAT PENGUINS GOT MAD PLAPS

by PLAPMASTER420 November 23, 2019

Plap

The city of Portage la Prairie, a fucking bullshit place in Manitoba, the cops are jokes, the school system is the same, and a huge meth problem, it’s also called the city of possibility, but that’s because there’s nothing fucking here, we have a big coke can and a hockey stadium, a few bars, a shitty art gallery, and a museum about our history, and a bunch of retirement homes, so if you hate yourself, come by!

Yo did you hear the plap city rollers (roller skate team) disbanded because they didn’t have enough players

Eh whatever man it’s not like they were good anyways

by The canola man March 11, 2020

Plap

To plap - a light hit, using the whole hand, can be done in a playful manner. Often done to attract attention. Cats are often seen doing this.

The cat plapped the human, because it wanted food

by PigeonChicken May 6, 2020