plap

n. cum

v. to ejaculate

"yeah, so this one time i plapped in my own eye"

by yermum March 27, 2007

plapped

Plapped : Drunk or highly imtoxicated

Damn ! That girl was plapped !

by JospehBeb March 08, 2016

plapped

To drunk and/or sleepy to do anything

Came back from the party and I was plapped.

by The plapper December 05, 2015

plap

a vicious hand movement where the victim gets punch slapped. Can be violent, but not recommended without health insurance or to be practiced by the elderly.

Yeah, man if you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna plap ya one.

by bread infection November 25, 2009

plap

Plap - The sound of ones sausage whacking another person.

"I plapped him on the arm, lets plap another"

by Becky. March 09, 2004

plap

Verb. to plap.
The act of falling in a hilarious manner, usually involving mud or faeces. The object can fall onto their elbows, knees, or even their entire body.

Abi plapped in the mud onto her elbows, and has not lived it down since.

by cobbyfan April 08, 2011

Lam Plaps

The name for the sound made when a person's buttocks slap together when running.

These new noise cancelling headphones are great for drowning out the lam Plaps on my morning run

by Fiveslicepie March 09, 2022