pilates

A group of pirates that speak Engrish.

Oh my! The pilates have raided my house and written mistranslated obsceneties all over my walls!

by Craig Riley March 21, 2005

pilate

1. Governor of Judea.
2. Fictional character from Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ.
2. Member of a subversive movement that seeks to undermine the traditional naming of years in relation to Christ's life (i.e. BC and AD to BCE and CE).
3. Guy who bitchslapped Christ, but not literally (i.e. other Romans actually did the bitchslapping for him).

1. Hey look, there's that Roman guy Pilate washing his hands compulsively.
2. Guy who wishes he had used the stock option instead of salary pay in his film contract.
3. Pilate: Ya, ok, the son of God? Christ? You sure have some nerve calling yourself that. Tony, Biagio, get this guy outta here.

by De Beauvoir's Boy January 26, 2005

Pontius Pilates

Figuratively, the act of vigorously "washing one's hands" of a person or situation.

Don't drag me into this - I'm late for my Pontius Pilates workout.

by O. Walker October 15, 2007

pixelated

To be simultaneously drunk off alcohol and high off marijuana

Oh Man...I got so pixelated last night, it was ridiculous.

by 1419916446 October 2, 2007

pixelate

v. To get stoned, drunk or other wise faded or keyed.

Me and the buds got so pixelated last night. We were totally keyed.

by Bob Xor December 15, 2003

pixelated daydreams

A streamer/youtuber channel owned by a immortal godlike being with a sense of style, humor, a sexy voice, epicness, and a great taste in Arts.

Chuck Norris asks Pixelated Daydreams to watch his channel and after 5 weeks of agonizing pain Chuck Norris is now subscribed to Pixelated Daydreams.

by Gravymind January 16, 2019

Pixelated Buckle Cake

When you’re a sheltered financial crimes nerd and you don’t know what bukkake is.

We were playing cards against humanity with Sean and he called pixelated bukkake “pixelated buckle cake”

by Dicktective March 4, 2022