palintology

n. study in creationististic (!?) thought:
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse

school of palintology:
palin: "blarg blarg
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
blarg"

by phillydrifter July 7, 2010

palintology

The earth science that regards fossil organisms and related remains as cave art created by the christians who instantaneously appeared on earth 6000 years ago.

The Palintology student unearthed the skeleton of what is accepted by the scientific community to be a T. Rex... exclaiming, boy the early christians were so good with marble and clay, their children must have had some great fireside stories about playing ultimate frisbee with these giant creatures.

by Polar Bear North January 21, 2009

palintology

A mindset which doesn't allow someone to stop saying the same things over and over again shown to be false.

I championed earmark reform also to help Congress stop wasting money on those things that do not serve the public interest. I told Congress, “Thanks, but no thanks for that Bridge to Nowhere in Alaska.” If we wanted that bridge, we’d build it ourselves. -- Sarah Palin, suffering from Palintology in 2008

by Ragle October 26, 2008

Plint

The act of engaging in personal warfare without being prepared in any physical way; e.g. being a knight and entering the battlefield without armor or a sword; being a modern soldier and fighting without body armor or a gun.

Beowulf killed Grendel even though he was plint; he knew God would decide the fate of the battle, and it was in his favor.

by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 25, 2003

phling duhng

The act of throwing feces

Guy 1: my monkey is cooler than your monkey

Guy 2: my monkey can phling duhng at you and your monkey

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009

phluntin'

When someone pretends to be a thug/gangster, much like people from New Jersey.

Guy: Amanda why you always be phluntin'.
Amanda: I just wanna fit in wit choo jawns.

Guy: Floppin, Monopoly you's stoopid.

by ThyREFLEX January 22, 2015

phintso

Phintso a friendly Asian guy, he can be serious on times and jokes on times, he can be lost in his own thoughts and loves to eat.

Yusuf:Phintso you are fat.
Dilan:Phintso, phintso, phintso, are you good.

by Not phintso December 7, 2021