Penisting

Penisting is the act of painting with the penis

Example: me and my buddy were penisting and ended up having rough anal sex

@spy_nudes

by @Spy_nudes August 11, 2020

Viky Le Petit Dauphin

A dolphin that Mrs. Mirville killed because she polluted the ocean and killed him and his music

R.I.P Viky, we love you

Je suis Viky le petit dauphin
Tape tape tes nageoires oo lala leve les main
PROTEGE MOI
Viky le petit dauphin

tape tape sur ton museau plonge et viens faire un bain
AVEC MOIIIIIIIIIII

by Raphael haddad March 15, 2019

peristerophobia

An irrational fear of pigeons

Clyde's peristerophobia prevented him from enjoying life as a vagrant in London.

by Daniel Bulone June 4, 2007

Le Petit Tourette

Possibly the most hilarious episode of South Park, in which Eric Cartman has tourettes syndrome. He is in a toy store and he hears a boy saying things like, "DUMB SHIT!!! COCK! DAMNIT FUCK! SHIT!!!" and he realizes how wonderful it would be to be able to swear without getting in trouble. "COCK! ASSHOLE! PUSSY ASSHOLE!! DICK LICKER CUMBALLS! ASS PUSSY! DICK, COCK, BLOODY VAGINAL BELTCH!

Eventually in Le Petit Tourette, he starts blurting out secrets, "I TOUCHED WIIEEEEEE WIIEEEEEEEE WIIIINTER IS A COLD TIME OF YEAR! I TOUCHED PENISES WITH MY COUSIN!

by A7X forever August 29, 2010

penistron

A robotic penis used for she-males to get something up their partner's asshole

"Hey billy could you adjust your penistron? It's hurting my asshole!"

by dannnny July 5, 2008

petite

small and pretty

reina,your one petite one!

by iamjordan January 23, 2009

penistrate

Verb.

To penetrate someone with a penis, typically your own.

I'm going to call up that hooker, on craigslist, and penistrate her for $150 an hour.

by Margeret Shadowski August 30, 2008