Pessidog (noun) :
Kids below 15 years of age who are rarely or even never watch football games at all, but make bold claims such as : National league is Easy, Copa America is bigger than World Cup, only goal matters in football, penalty is the most difficult thing in football, and that Leonel Messi (a.k.a. Pessi) is the greatest footballer of all time.
They often come up with fake stats or fake quotes just to convince everyone how Pessi is better than Ronaldo the G.O.A.T.
Despite being born mostly due to condom failure, they have serious talent to be a stand-up comedian in the future as their logic is already a joke.
"What is a brain, dad?"
"No idea, son. We are pessidog"
My friend has down syndrome but he still looks like Albert Einstein when compared to a pessidog.
Kids below 15 years of age who are rarely or even never watch football games at all, but make bold claims such as : National league is Easy, Copa America is bigger than World Cup, only goal matters in football, penalty is the most difficult thing in football, and that Leonel Messi (a.k.a. Pessi) is the greatest footballer of all time.
They often come up with fake stats or fake quotes just to convince everyone how Pessi is better than Ronaldo the G.O.A.T.
Despite being born mostly due to condom failure, they have serious talent to be a stand-up comedian in the future as their logic is already a joke.
"What is a brain, dad?"
"No idea, son. We are pessidog"
My friend has down syndrome but he still looks like Albert Einstein when compared to a pessidog.
A boy having no knowledge about football and saying pessi is better the ronaldo that describe pessidog
by Tom kaeeyes November 26, 2021
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People who argue that optimistic pessimism - or any kind of pessimism for that matter - is a self fulfilling argument are just naive irrational pseudo-philosophical hippies.
People who argue that optimistic pessimism - or any kind of pessimism for that matter - is a self fulfilling argument are just naive irrational pseudo-philosophical hippies.
by I hate optimists April 25, 2010
Get the Optimistic Pessimism mug.A special kind of dog breed aged btw 5-10 who idolize a little midget from Argentina know as Pessi. They comments "pessi is the goat", "pessi>all" in different social media platforms including Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, etc. (Even in a unrelated post)
Well know for abusing other football fans when they loose a GOAT debate, they starts entering others private life to mock, abuse and degrade them in public. (Can be called as parasites)
Their main obsession is thinking about the best football player ever who played the game.. Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐. Poor pessidogs can't accept this fact, so they abuse his fans.
Well know for abusing other football fans when they loose a GOAT debate, they starts entering others private life to mock, abuse and degrade them in public. (Can be called as parasites)
Their main obsession is thinking about the best football player ever who played the game.. Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐. Poor pessidogs can't accept this fact, so they abuse his fans.
X: Hey that kids are saying Pessi is the goat.
Y: Don't worry about them, they're Pessidogs. Just ignore.
Y: Don't worry about them, they're Pessidogs. Just ignore.
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Brainless Kids aged between 5-10 who are obsessed about the best footballer in the world Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐. They're well know for abusing other fans when they lose a GOAT debate.
●(Fun fact: they end up proving their low IQ)●
Regardless of everything they try their best to make Pessi (Argentine midget) relevant in debates with fake stats (ex. 16267 dribbles, 848836 pre assist, etc) and fake quotes.
Their daily routine starts with commenting pendu and penaldo in every post in Instagram, Facebook, twitter, etc.. doesn't matter if its unrelatable to football.
Places found: in most of the posts commenting "pendu, penaldo, pessi the only goat", etc.
Brainless Kids aged between 5-10 who are obsessed about the best footballer in the world Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐. They're well know for abusing other fans when they lose a GOAT debate.
●(Fun fact: they end up proving their low IQ)●
Regardless of everything they try their best to make Pessi (Argentine midget) relevant in debates with fake stats (ex. 16267 dribbles, 848836 pre assist, etc) and fake quotes.
Their daily routine starts with commenting pendu and penaldo in every post in Instagram, Facebook, twitter, etc.. doesn't matter if its unrelatable to football.
Places found: in most of the posts commenting "pendu, penaldo, pessi the only goat", etc.
X : I found a kid commenting m(p)essi > pendu.
Y : don't worry, he's a pessidog.. ignore or he'll bark.
Y : don't worry, he's a pessidog.. ignore or he'll bark.
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- taking a precaution to prevent a near death experience
- level of optimism
- they see the cup as nor half full or half empty as to them it is constantly filling whilst constantly emptying
- for a good thing to happen a bad must follow and vice versa
- taking a precaution to prevent a near death experience
- level of optimism
- they see the cup as nor half full or half empty as to them it is constantly filling whilst constantly emptying
- for a good thing to happen a bad must follow and vice versa
our everyday lives are contributed to by pessimists, optimists and pessimistic optimists. An example of this is that : the optimists invent the aeroplane (great invention defies gravity and stuff), then the pessimists come along and think “no I don’t like that” so they come up with the parachute. Hey presto two great inventions one from a hopeful lunatic and one paranoid hopeful. You have the plane but how about the glider? Once again the optimists make them and such the pessimists the parachute. Now who tests it? The pessimist won’t yet as the optimist trusts his handiwork to much he want to go without any safety so the pessimist stops him. Now no one’s testing it. “I know” they think and they go fetch Dave from the local cafe. Everyone say hi Dave...Now Dave is s pessimistic optimist and he loves the idea of just gliding down to earth however he doesn’t want to die if it goes wrong so he takes the pessimist’s parachute. This is one definition of a pessimistic optimist: taking a precaution to prevent death or severe pain.
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