Penophilia

Common symptoms of Penophilia:
- The person effected my feel a strong sexual attraction to pen(s)
- Have the need to be in close contact with pen(s)

- Have the need to talk about or touch a pen(s) at regular intervals throughout the duration of the day.

Treatment:
Unfortunately, there is no known cure for this addiction. However, treatment such as visiting an obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) therapist may improve the quality of life of the people around the person affected.

*PLEASE VISIT A DOCTOR I YOU NEED HELP*

Penophilia (also known as Stultus retardari syndrome)
Is an unhealthy sexual addiction to pens and it is most commonly identified with white Caucasian males between the ages of 12 - 60.

by Default Definition July 31, 2018

penophile

(n). Lover of male genitelia, specifically the penile shaft; loving the penis to the point of obsession

The ho at da club was such a penophile, even R Kelly wouldnt touch dat.

by jkatface May 14, 2014

penopenetrophobe

a girl or woman who fears penile penetration into her vagina.

She is frigid and a penopenetrophobe as well.

by uttam maharjan October 24, 2010

penophobia

abnormal fear of being punished.

It is wrong to instil penophobia into the minds of school children.

by uttam maharjan January 25, 2011

Penolphobia

Penolphobia: The fear of losing your penis. Therefore you have to constantly having to check that it is still there. Also with the outcome of bruising and injuring the shaft or head of the penis. There have been rare cases of ripping and tearing to point of bleeding. Little boys from the ages of 3 to 9 are prone to this behavior. This phobia may be the cause of parents telling their son's, "if you keep touching yourself, your tweeter will fall off."

Psychologist: "So it's Mr. Bruce Johnson. Tell me a little about yourself."

Mr. Johnson: "I have Penolphobia"

Psychologist: "And what is that exactly?"

Mr. Johnson: "Well every since I was young, I've had this feeling that my penis was going to fall off."

Psychologist: "Well let me insure you that this will never physically happen. Remember every action has a reaction."

Mr. Johnson: "What the f#*k does that to do with anything."

by Dark Spectrum January 12, 2017

Pendophile

A guy who really loves Pendolinos (a british train)

He is a real Pendophile!

by Hoksi August 7, 2020

Penoodling

When your elderly mom fondles her boyfriends noodle in your guest room.

I cant believe my mom is upstairs with her boyfriend penoodling.

by Laughingtoohard December 19, 2021