penissss

male projectile unit

dick also called penissss is a tool

by ryan mandick April 12, 2009

penniless glitterati

An audacious, annoying and generally "WASP" or "WASP" inspired ne'er-do-well worth more in tax debt. The breed is prevalent in Georgetown, Washington, DC, but can be found in Nantucket, the Vineyard and other "social" seasonal spots where work means less than conformity.

"Gee, Chris likes to appear as if he lives on a trust fund ... but we all know he's just part of the penniless glitterati."

by the Cindy Moon January 6, 2014

dangle penises

hanging out

Mike: Hey man, you wanna come over and dangle penises? Maybe play some COD?

Joe: Penis dangling sounds great right about now, had a rough day at work today!

by brawlsack November 22, 2010

Satine and the Penniless Poet

1. True Love

2. Fictional Characters in the (2001) acclaimed film, Moulin Rouge.

Satine and the Penniless Poet fell in a deep love.

by Mimosa 'Mineko Iwasaki' January 16, 2007

Penismeister

The master of all penis's that draws pictures of huge penis's in the Penn State bathrooms. This happens most every day at the branch campus in Altoona Pennsylvania in the Hawthorn building inside of the boys bathroom. Someone named the Penismeister draws a dick across one of the stalls or across the whole bathroom depending on his mood I guess. Then he usually signs his drawings in cursive with the pseudonym "Penismeister". No one has ever caught the Penismeister but I often check the bathroom to see if he has struck because it entertains me! He constantly has to come back to draw new ones because he only writes in pencil and the janitorial staff is quick to erase it! I know for a fact that there have been actual stake outs and stings to catch the guy but the harder they try to find him the bigger his penis drawings get. Thats why he is the master! NO! The Meister!

ME:Dude!! Did you see the latest penismeister???
Guy: NO! Where is it???
ME: It is in the far stall today! That guy is a genius!
Guy: Yeah I know lets scope out the bathroom to try to meet him.
ME: lol thats funny you know the guy will never be found!
Guy: I want to shake that guys hand!
ME: Are you sure about that?

by Penismeister September 3, 2010

Penises

Can be used to describe something that is either really good or really bad.

We went on a road trip last weekend; it was penises man!

I hate work. It's PENISES!

by D-lo June 6, 2003

Hand penises

Synonym for fingers

He had long hand penises.

by Sauce of God September 25, 2014