Pence

A groveling coward who gazes lovingly at and supports a man who wanted the coward to be lynched.

I’m more concerned about the FBI searching Mar A Lago then the fact that Trump supported people chanting “Hang Mike Pence!”

You are such a pence.

by CGHDun August 10, 2022

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Pence Face

n. A facial expression held, often for extended periods of time, by someone experiencing intense pleasure approaching ecstatic adoration; such pleasure derived, however, not from the contemplation of the beloved, but the activation of a remotely controlled vibrator located in the wearer’s rectum or vagina.

Ex. Mike caught a big break and was able to maintain his Pence Face during Donald’s entire speech thanks to Devin’s deft control of the Mike's anal vibrator.

by ciabrat May 28, 2018

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Pence’d

1. To have faith in someone who BLINDSIDES you and let’s you down

2. When someone reveals their true colors and BETRAYS you in a time of need

3. When a COWARD doesn’t uphold the truth

Example: Judas “Pence’d” Christ, to the Jewish authorities, in return for thirty pieces of silver

by SosGod777 April 30, 2021

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pence up

Pence up, pencing up - The results of inadequate lube during anal sex causing a dick to get stuck in an asshole.

I need more lube, your asshole is starting to Pence Up.

by Rmutter March 31, 2015

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Pence Warehouse

(n): Where one purchases a suit to attend the mandatory burial a of miscarried fetus’

It’s not enough that the former guv of Indiana (Pence) mandated that women attend their unborn fetus’ burial, rumor has it he is looking to also legislate that you purchase your funeral attire at his crappy retail shop, Pence Warehouse.

by Shorewood Tori April 19, 2018

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