Paedophile (s)

n. (pl.) member of society distinguished by being the only one not asked to 'think of the children'

Look at the Paedophiles in the playground, how very inappropriate.

by Clayton July 14, 2003

Paedophile (s)

Evidently, Americans need to keep a dictionary handy at all times because apparently they don't know that the word P-E-D-O-P-H-I-L-E is. With all the crap going on with the Catholic church one would think that it would be as easy as pumping gas. But, unfortunately, some of the more estrogen enriched members of our country can't even do that, so perhaps I'm asking too much.

Your dad was a pedophile, and it corrupted your brain in such a way that you can no longer spell.

by Brooksie February 23, 2005

paedophile drum

Paedophile drum (AKA: lion's roar/fart machine/groan drum/sweaty-arse machine)

The Paedophile drum consists of an upside-down floor tom with a string attatched to the bottom skin of the drum. The other end of the drum is open. To make a sound, a piece of leather is pulled up against the string so it vibrates and makes an unusual sound.
NB: It may be hard to make a sound if the string is not lubricated first (e.g with rosin, wax, vaseline..)
It can be heard in certain pieces for percussion group and often in orchestral music by the modern composer Varese.

A: Did you just fart?? You dirty bastard
B: No, that was my paedophile drum.

by drummeur March 31, 2010

Paedophile enabler

The despicable conduct of covering up child abuse amongst their own ranks by deflecting blame onto vulnerable minorities. Mostly used by right-wing activists and politicians.

"The paedophile enablers want all books that reference gender or sexuality banned"

by Deano-1-2-3 August 16, 2023

spiritual paedophile

a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.

this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.

our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well

by geek.neo May 5, 2010

sweating like a Paedophile in a playground

What happens when you get really hot.

Christ it's hot. I'm sweating like a Paedophile in a playground.

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

touch of a paedophile

touch of a paedophile
A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.

When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that was the touch of a paedophile.

by Richard Slatcher July 25, 2008