pokemon go player: *walking on the street finding for pokemon, walking slowly*
person: OMG LOOK OUT!
pokemon go player: *is ok*
cars: *crashing to theirselves making a disaster*
person: OMG LOOK OUT!
pokemon go player: *is ok*
cars: *crashing to theirselves making a disaster*
by luprusz November 11, 2016

A video game that everyone pretends to hate on, but secretly everyone plays it behind the safety of their closet doors.
Person 1: Hey! Are you playing Pokemon GO right now? It's literally 2021!
Person 2: No! It's not what it looks like, I was just taking n*des!
Person 2: No! It's not what it looks like, I was just taking n*des!
by nbaMichaelJackson May 28, 2021

by Poison53 January 25, 2018

Another game that only wastes your time and makes you compete with others and just brag how good you are but you're actually a person who got only one magikarp
by IKnowWords420 August 22, 2017

jimbob: hey lets play pokemon go
bobjim: ok lets go!
(2 hours later...)
vicar guy: we are here to remember bobjim, who died cos some asshole killed him during a catch of a ditto, rest in peace, bobjim, rest in peace...
bobjim: ok lets go!
(2 hours later...)
vicar guy: we are here to remember bobjim, who died cos some asshole killed him during a catch of a ditto, rest in peace, bobjim, rest in peace...
by thisisaguywhoisdeadinside December 5, 2016

by UltraEnergyFlows September 2, 2018
