PhD

A nice way of saying:
"I understand/know a lot of complicated bullshit that you couldn't grasp even if it were your dick after 8 hours of hot lesbian porn."

It was once believed PhD was actually French for "Fuck off idiot," but this was actually proved wrong by brain-box PhD holders after years of research.

Some guy: Ugh, I can't solve this 3rd order partial differential equation...

Professor "blah, blah", PhD : I can, thus my mental-dick is bigger than yours. Checkmate.

by LilHizzle October 13, 2011

PhD

PhD Stands for : Permanent Head Damage

Man: Hey you guys, i have a PhD
Man 2: Wow... you must be really special....... o_o

by -Unknown- o.o; December 28, 2007

phd

Playa hater's degree

Jamal: I got some ass last night at da club
Curtis: nigga please, you aint got nottin' up in da club
Jamal: Don't try an' playa hate on me, im not the one wit the phd

by Koffi January 1, 2006

PhD

Stands for Pretty Handsome Dude

Girl 1: "That guy is a PhD!"
Girl 2: "What does that mean?"
Girl 1: "He`s a Pretty Handsome Dude!"

by Viruta_Freeman January 6, 2017

PhD

The lifestyle of genteel scholarly shabbiness.

"A PhD is no longer synonymous with genteel scholarly shabbiness but can be leveraged into great wealth, personal and corporate."

- FT July 25, 2009

by T. Polkinghorne July 27, 2009

PhD

1. A Doctor of Philosophy.
2. Proof of Intelligence.
3. Something which Ian will not ever achieve.

1. In answering a question on qualifications:
Dude#1: "Yo - which one'a y'all got a PhD??"
Dude#2: "yes"
Dude#3: "YUP"
Ian: *tears*

by Craigy October 5, 2005

PhD

Doctor of Philosophy, a person who has a PhD degree from a university

Hey Andy I'm getting my PhD in Computer Science soon!

by teh_applegoddess July 7, 2003