padlow

Noun. A person who says 'no' to a reasonable request without reasonable justification.

"My dad makes like $400,000 a year, and he wouldn't even co-sign for my $6,000 student line of credit! What a padlow!"

by Mr.Correct1985 May 25, 2009

padlocking

Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.

Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock

Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking

by Sir Adam Butchinson II Sr March 7, 2012

Paedo

Pronounced 'Pedo', Paedo is a slang word for Paedophile, meaning the act of older people hooking up, perving on, following or wanting to get in close sexual contact with younger peers.

"My new teacher is such a Paedo, he keeps looking at me."

by LaurrennC April 21, 2008

Padookie

A stretchy cloth covered elastic used to put hair into a ponytail.

Hey home girl, you gotta padookie I can borrow? Its so damn hot.

Oh no boo boo, I only got one and Im using it.

by Notalex216 April 30, 2011

spiritual paedophile

a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.

this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.

our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well

by geek.neo May 5, 2010

Paedofinder General

A character from the BBC show 'Monkey Dust' representative of the burgeoning witch-hunt mentality against alleged paedophiles in the UK.

"By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub - who is *sure* - I now pronounce you...a paedophile

by Dan February 1, 2005

sweating like a Paedophile in a playground

What happens when you get really hot.

Christ it's hot. I'm sweating like a Paedophile in a playground.

by Anonymous October 30, 2003