offspring

Used to replace the word son. Especially when referring to a member of the female sex.

Hey what's up offspring.

by Jahtay May 29, 2008

offspring

A once awesome punk band that sort of died with the release of Splinter. Their best songs are
1. Crossroads
2. Pretty Fly for a White Guy
3. Come Out and Play

Offsping fucking kick ass!!!

by Okita-Sama March 12, 2005

offspring

Daughter or son.

My offspring is a good person.

by Yornol April 6, 2023

offspring

money leach

uhhhhhhhh offspring

by niggeroffender April 9, 2021

the offspring

A band made up of stoned village idiots!!! Get it in your bloody head, the offspring FUCKING SUCK!!!

I was watching mtv and they played a offspring song...(3 seconds later)AHHH!!! IT BURNS MY EARS!!!! TURN OFF THAT FUCKING CRAP!!!PLEASE!!!

by The Truth. May 3, 2005

offspring

1. child, descendent

2. a poser band that thinks they're punk but are not. Punk is more than a music style and the Offspring just ain't got it.

1. Drew Barrymore is an offspring of the famous Barrymore acting family.

2. Geek: I'm really punk. I like the Offspring and fucking Green Day.

Punk: Good Lord!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 16, 2008

The Offspring

A punk rock band with a lot of good songs. Has sadly been picked up by "punk" emo Gen Z'rs. Give the greatest hits album a listen.

Was featured heavily in Crazy Taxy.

Person 1: Hey man you listen to the Offspring?
Person 2: Yeah, they have some classics.
Person 3: Damn straight.

by Hirsc January 22, 2018