crack my noodle

a term used to describe the act of making someone else laugh really hard.

for example:
"That was so funny. You crack my noodle!"

"You cracked my noodle sooo HARD last night."

"Quit cracking my noodle!"

"You just shattered my whole box of noodles."

VARIATIONS ARE ENCOURAGED.

by noodlecrackingwHore May 24, 2012

Armenian Noodle Dip

An Armenian noodle dip is when a man and woman are enagaged in sexual acts and as the man is about to cum he is standing up and holding the girl from the back of the neck where her face is right in front of the dick. the girl would then pout her lips for a few fun-filled cockslaps to lips and face until he is ready to cum. Right before the man cums he sticks the tip of his penis in the left nostril and cums, and the cum goes up and dips down the throat where you can play around with or pull it from eather side. (can be put in the right nostril but preferably the left)

Haig: Yeah so like i banged the shit out of her right?
Jon: Yeah..then what?
Haig: i saved my cum and thought should i give this bitch the armenian noodle dip?
Haig: you know i did.

by Allllllex August 9, 2006

Ramen Noodles

God's gift to mankind.

Try some Ramen Noodles, then you'll know..

by ThatGirl729 May 7, 2011

Noodle J

When your getting head from an unattractive chick at a party but you can't get your dick up in order to sustain the entirety of the blow job.

"I got a noodle j from this fat chick at Steve's party last night."

by Stevezilla March 19, 2010

NoodleTools

An absolute garbage format that teachers make students use to take notes for projects. It's stupidly complex and turns taking notes into more of a challenge than the actual project and the entire website is an absolute joke. When you create a note card you need to cite your source, paste original information, reword the exact same information, and analyze it. NoodleTools should not be a requirement as it takes a simple concept and just turns it into a confusing mess.

God dammit I fucking hate NoodleTools so damn much. There is no point to this whatsoever.

by TheKrupster March 29, 2019

Noodle's Shotgun

1. When a person gives another person a blowjob without the guy cumming.

3. A short and quick version of a blowjob.

Girl 1: How was the blowjob with Bob?
Girl 2: His mom almost caught us, so I only gave him a noodle's shotgun.

by BigDick12345 September 22, 2009

Noodlelash

A noodlelash occurs when one slurps a slippery noodle and said noodle slaps one in the face. (Noun, Verb)

Yesterday evening I was eating chicken noodle soup and having a lovely time...until I was suddenly noodlelashed.

Curse ye, o noodles! Your noodlelash is too great for me to withstand.

by theslurpynoodle March 8, 2019