Custard Musket

A slang term for the Male organ

He was caught polishing the Custard Musket

by peagoose June 10, 2007

Afghani Mud Musket

One of those explosive dumps, that resemble what happens if you were to pack mud down the barrel of a musket and shoot it. Commonly referred to as the Turkish Tippman

"Dude, that Maryland Fried chicken lead to a Afghani Mud Musket. Now I can barely walk."

by Transvestache August 7, 2008

Musketeer

People who cheer, support, value, appreciate, applaud, endorse and invest in the efforts of Elon Musk, founder and/or co-founder of Tesla Motors, Space-X and Solar City among others

Investors in Tesla Motors.

Owners of Tesla cars.

People who work with or for Elon Musk's companies.

Stock traders have shorted Tesla to their peril so far as Musk and his Musketeers have proven they can deliver the goods in the form of the Model S which Consumer Reports said was the best car they ever tested.

by captainquirk September 18, 2013

Pheasant Musket

When a guy is t bagging a girl and farts in her face. It's name is given because of the sound it makes; the combo between the slapping of the balls and the fart itself. It sounds like a musket.

A guy gave his girlfriend an unexpected pheasant musket which made her mad which caused her to leave.

by The Steeler October 6, 2009

A Fuzzy Musket

1. The act of putting your balls over someone elses eyes
and farting in their mouth.

Last night, Johnny gave Adam a fuzzy musket!

by Shawn V November 1, 2006

Musket Ass

Musket ass is violent and explosive diarrhea that has a stentch so bad it could possibly knock some one out.

"That is no orchestra playing in that stall over there; that is a case of musket ass."

by fatwinks February 6, 2005

musket loader

The act of ramming a woman's tampon further into her vaginal cavity by use of your penis while participating in sexual intercourse. (Woman must be menstruating.)

CJ: "Hey Max, how'd it go with that bitch last night?"
Max: "Well she was on her period"
CJ: "Damn, that sucks."
Max: "Nah, dude I just gave her a musket loader!"

"Dude, how does your wife put in her tampon during menstruation, after the accident?"
"Well considering she no longer has arms, I just give her a monthly musket loader."

by GUVHMC January 7, 2006