Beyond Mortis

A beer drinking metal band.

Did you see Beyond Mortis last night? Yeah I got wasted at their show and got laid by some fine assed big titted slut.

Check out that band. Yeah they are Beyond Mortis, my ear pussies got fucking railed by their music.

Would you like any water sir, fuck no that shit is for toilets, cant you see we are Beyond Mortis.

by Nitrousbob August 23, 2011

Mortimer

The ultimate ladies man. Known best amungst his peers.

Gertrude pranced over to a metamorphic rock. "What a Mortimer," she thought to herself.

by Jewlianne February 14, 2018

Mortis

Creature of the night

Takes your silly useless soul and rips your friends and then says 'Mortis, bringer of doom' while if you get a Mortis he makes ongoals in Brawl Ball!

by Born on 20 april 1884 April 22, 2020

Mortis/Necrofilic

when you let a mentally ill teenage girl get too much attention, they can be called a mortis/Necrofilic.

damn that girl larping as a cult leader online, what a mortis/Necrofilic!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by rachelsantos July 6, 2022

rigor mortis

Something that is very stiff and hard to move.

It seems Stewie wee wee, has been stricken with rigor mortis.

by Tyrone November 10, 2004

mortis deveia

a rad melodic death metal band with members from Lawrence MA and Derry NH

"dude, did you catch Mortis Deveia's set?"

"yeah, they kicked ass!"

by TJ!!! October 8, 2007

Mortimazed

A combination of horror and wonder.

She was mortimazed at what she saw two hours into her Pornhub search.

by Problem Like Maria November 29, 2018