mortard

A word that is in use for when you can't cuss and your at school a word me and my bf made up a word I'll never forget

Your such a mortard

by kyleeluvsu January 31, 2015

morphotarian

A person who doesn't eat food that reminds of the original shape of that animal.

"I won't eat this entire fish, I can see his eyes!"
"Ok, take this fish sticks, you're so morphotarian"

by Nemesix86 October 19, 2017

morphadildo

A dildo on 1 side and a flesh light on the other side its very pointless and you might as well just fuck a girl with a condom

"Ay girl you ready to come over? I'll bring my morphadildo over and we can get it on!"

by Boiledpeanut September 24, 2020

Morphadelic

Combination of Ball python morphs and psychedelic colors and patterns of a snake.

Go checkout @royally_morphadelic on Instagram, they have great content and big projects coming!!

by Mushue August 24, 2021

Mortard

An individual who consists of being half moron, and half retard.

Alex: everyone in Iraq is sheia

Me: are you a fucking mortard

by V01D_YT June 14, 2022

Morbtard

There are 2 definitions for “Morbtard”

1: Someone who loves Morbius like it’s better than Jesus due to only memes
2: Someone who detests Morbius like it’s worse than Satan due to only the ratings

Morbtard 1: OMG Anyone who doesn't adore Morbius is the dumbest nerds ever!
Person: OK Morbtard

Morbtard 2: OMG MORBIUS IS WORSE THAN HITLER IT’S RATING SAYS SO IF YOU LIKE MORBIUS YOU ARE WORST THAN HITLER!!1!11
Person: Shut the fuck up Morbtard

by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 15, 2022

Mortardom

Getting hurt for believing in installing perfect tile grout.

Dude, he bled out fixing his tiling! Let his mortardom be an example of how he took his grout replacement so seriously!

by JohnnyW December 27, 2022