morphadildo Share definition Flag A dildo on 1 side and a flesh light on the other side its very pointless and you might as well just fuck a girl with a condom "Ay girl you ready to come over? I'll bring my morphadildo over and we can get it on!" morphadildo by Boiledpeanut September 24, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the morphadildo mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch