Morphtard

Some idiot at the SoS forums who think he is the man, but in reality, he just yells at everybody cause he has a small wiener.

Morpherex3, the idiot who has at the SoS forum.

He is the perfect example.

by Har the Morpherex3hater August 29, 2004

Morphnart

A person or people who have taken ecstasy (Molly) and are feeling it's effects strongly. They have the clammy skin, bulging eyes, and appear to be chewing there own face.

Did you see that Morphnart back there? He wanted me to give him a light show and blow Vicks in his eyes.

by Mykol May 26, 2014

mortard

Someone who spams mortar shells in Battlefield 4

Those mortards are a relentless at attacking the base

by asus 1090t March 13, 2014

moochtard

A so called friend that mooches off you and acts like a retard as if it never happened.

Don't be a moochtard! Buddy, It's so your turn to pick the tab.

by Allura August 19, 2004

morpharotic

Apparently, this is a type of girl who may appear in a dream. A girl who is a mix of many different supermodel and singer types. For instance, some dream about about a girl who's a mix of Destiny's Child, just a little touch of Madonna's wild style, with Janet Jackson's smile. Lastly, throw in a body like "Jennifer's"; that's a morpharotic dream from a magazine.

Now this hot girl, she's not your average girl
She's a morpharotic dream from a magazine
And she's so fine designed to blow your mind
She's a dominatrix supermodel beauty queen
-- O-Town, Liquid Dream

by Jerm January 1, 2005

Moptard

An irritating cleaner at work who suffers from a terrible case of verbal diarrhoea. A Moptard is usually diluded and often uses phrases such as 'hi peeps' and 'quick question'. These often or in fact, in most cases do not merit a response. A moptard also moves slower than any other and can often make tasks such as cleaning a mirror take as long as 20 minutes. Moptards usually suffer from bad BO and have teeth like a row of condemned houses.

Darren: Oh look.......here comes Jack to start his shift!

Clara: Fuck hide, he's a complete fucking moptard!!

by Chalmers girl October 5, 2012

Marchtard

Anybody in a marching band who actually enjoys participating in it. Not so much a derogatory term as a remark upon the sheer irrationality of having fun with an activity that requires so much time, sweat, and tears.

Johnny: I love measuring out yard lines on the beach so I can test my step size even when I'm away from my beloved field!
Swampfire: Whatever, marchtard.

by C0urante September 13, 2011