crimson moonpie 

when a woman is on her period and has diarrhea, fuck her in the ass and give her a creampie. Mix it all together and eat her out.

bloody shitty cummie ass eating crimson moonpie

crimson moonpie by KirtNKristy November 18, 2011

Mookie Sticks 

Solid stick like feces that can be grasped and used as crayons and deface walls. Originally seen on the Mr. Hanky episode of South Park.

Tommy Lee was shocked to open the hotel room door and see that Ozzy had decorated the all of the walls with mookie sticks.

Mookie Sticks by Pegleg September 21, 2004

mississippi moonpie 

a male shits and jizzes in a girl vagina. He then orders KFC and stuffs it into her vagina too. As he waits for the mixture to settle, he reads a chapter of the Catcher in Rye. Once it is done baking have her shit in your mouth and it will taste good but dont let it fool you. then make out with her and have her give you a glow stick. You will then put the glow stick up your pee pee hole, oh yes yours. This will then turn the girl on to maximum drive. have fun, be safe, use a condom:) (just in case you were wondering, preheat oven to 350 and bake 13-15 minutes.)

1st guy: Dude guess what i did with my mom?
2nd guy: what?
1st guy: went to the dells.
2nd guy: k?
1st guy: and also gave my girl friend a MISSISSIPPI MOONPIE!!!!
2nd guy: alright im probally not gonna talk to you again so bye!

mississippi moonpie by LUCAASSSSS TIIIIIIMMMY NICKKKK June 27, 2011

sweater monkies

1) Perky, full bodied, and well rounded boobs.

2) Tits that are protected buy an insulating layer of cotton or cashmere

3) See dairy pillows or sugar mounds,

Damn Ruthie's sweater monkies got me so hard at work today I couldn't leave my cubicle.

sweater monkies by Samhain_Knight December 14, 2004

moonie 

A religious number of people who believe that their messiah is Sun Myung Moon. They believe in abstinence, and sex after marriage. Purity is the most important thing for them, and they work hard to make everyone happy; this include service projects every summer and winter.

They fundraise everywhere to hold speeches and rallies and to donate...ALOT.

moonie by anonimoose March 30, 2005

Moonie 

Moonie Is A Beautiful Girl ! Shes Usually About 5'5 Nice Shape And Very Pretty! Looks Can Be Decieving Moonie Can Be Fierce ! Moonie Doesnt Take Shit She'll Snap ! Moonie Is Very Independent And Self Reliant !

I Saw Moonie Today ! Bae Was Looking Tooo Good!

Moonie by beautiful Ass November 12, 2014

moonpie 

When a male ejaculates in a girl's ass, much like a creampie

I gave that bitch a moonpie!

moonpie by mykebert December 13, 2008