Mooresville

An over populated town 15-30 minutes north of downtown Charlotte depending on dumbass drivers. Also known as Lake Norman, Race City, USA or Redneck Hollywood. Nascars hometown and home to many drivers, athletes, and some social media stars. Torsists come for the cancerous lake and by cancerous, I mean shoutout to duke energy for the breakout of radiation. Tourists also come to watch people turn left in a circle for hours. Most people in this area drive lambos or g-wagons, so I’m reality is it really redneck Hollywood?

There ain’t shit to do in Sherills Ford. Hey Billy lets go fuck some shit up in Mooresville.

Did you know the Donald Trump owns a neighborhood in Mooresville? It’s like a dream come true for those wealthy rednecks.

by Luccia February 16, 2019

moofasa

If this is your last name you are very not sexy you want t have sex everytime you see a lady and your dick is the size of my marrage. You get 0 bitches and unfunny

POV moofasa sees a girl dick gets hard

by these nutsssss February 9, 2022

mooseseses

the definitive plural for moosi.

"Hey timmie I was walking in the woods and a bunch of mooseseses came and ate my clothes".

by Jargon Ivaniskool November 20, 2013

moosestache

The dark facial hair on the upper lip of an obese woman.

That fat chick scarfing the popcorn is sure to get some stuck in her moosestache.

by Lauren V. December 10, 2007

moorestown

a popped collar town filled with emo and punk rock wannabees. the girls are all stuck up hoes, study all the time. or play lacrosse and have no time for anything that would resemble a life. theres this hot frosh (big phel's sister) and theres this other cute chick in my history class. i dont know her name-possibly a junior. everyones clothes are from the evil a's/hollister or even worse. girls all have designer bags that cost more than my whole closet. you can always overhear someone saying " im not rich!!" when really their next door neighbor is jevon kirsch. even the lenola kids arent poor compared to the "ghetto" of other towns. oh and shut up there is no ghetto in moorestown no matter what you say. everyone is drunk starting friday night and going strong all through sunday. potheads galore as well.

"omg sarah i love love love emoo."
"oh emm gee lexxii, like same hurr!!!"
"oh wait, do you have the kanye west cd?!?!?"
"oh course boo, want me to send it to your itunes through my new hi tech computer i got like yesterday."
"psh no. are you forgetting this is moorestown-# 1 town in the nation..daddy knows kanye from work biotch. ill jus tget it from the rapper himself at daddys next party thingie!"

by emo kid =( October 1, 2005

Mooresville

commonly known as mo-town, booresville, & hoeville. In Mooresville you can find rich, scum, hoe, racer, redneck, and a mix of all five. Mooresville is not your idea of fun, there is nothing to do without the exception of partying.

Hey wanna go hit up some exit 28 hoes from Mooresville tonight?

Lake Norman High School has pure ownage over Mooresville High School.

Lets go hit up a party tonight in Mooresvile.

by mooresvillekidd January 18, 2009

Cow Moolestor

One who partakes in the molestation of cows.

Billy is considered a Cow Moolestor because of the way he forcefully received his milk

by Jake from State Farm123457 July 5, 2013