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Molesties

Pronounced: MO-LEST-eez.
The feeling one gets when sexually aroused. Can be used as slang for crushing, loving, excited. etc.
Miss Danielle saw the boy she liked, and was filled with molesties.
by Miss Danielle October 16, 2007
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Molestation

Two definitions:

1- Rape of sexual assault.

2- What you yell when you grab someone suddenly without warning.
1- Your mom was convicted in that molestation case.

2-

Figure.10: *sneaks up behind you*

You: "la la la.."

Figure.10: *launches!*

You: "AHH HOLY SHIT!!"

Figure.10: "Molestaion!!!"
by Figure.10 June 30, 2009
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Molestache

As referenced by famous chef Michael Glennon : A creepy mustache often seen on a man or woman who molests people or things.
That creepy guy in the panel van has a molestache
by Chiquita bonana October 30, 2010
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molestibien

Having sex while on Ambien and not remembering it until the other person tells you.
You totally molestibiend me last night. I don't remember you fucking me from behind.
by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpie November 7, 2010
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molestaraphobia

Comes from the Latin word molestare (to bother) is the fear of asking for help/being in debt to others, and would rather lie, or do anything else than be in someone's way.
Person 1: Why is it you keep refusing money from me and saying you're ok?
Person 2: To be honest with you, it's because I have molestaraphobia.
by Ya....no September 8, 2020
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Mutual Molestation

Mutual molestation is a type of consentual sexual relation in which both parties molest eachother, giving it the name mutual molestation, or "mm" for short
Both of us were touching each other, so it was mutual molestation
by TopHatTim July 5, 2019
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Midget molesting may

Oh boy, and you thought no nut November was bad, in midget molesting may you have to molest every midget you see
Steve: Ok what you doing to that midget?

Rob: I'm molesting him, its midget molesting may

Steve: oh ok that's fine
by K a htiw rakso October 3, 2020
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