ointment

Substance applied for relief after receiving a burn.

"That was harsh, man. It's ointment time. Y'know... for that BURN."

by Der Capitan December 29, 2003

Monument

A town full of privileged kids and lacks hardly any diversity.

Monument is full of rich people.

by a kid from monument May 23, 2016

Washington Monument

A Washington Monument is a turd that is two-tone and sticks up vertically, out of the water.

Dude, you might want to use the bathroom upstairs, some dick's left a Washington Monument in there.

by HibsMax February 5, 2009

Blue Star Ointment

An ointment for any opposite team the Dallas Cowboys play, especially when they're about to beat the Dallas Cowboys.

I love seeing that Blue Star Ointment applied on the Dallas Cowboys.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 25, 2004

Onion in the ointment

From the Simpsons, Abe Simpson often refers to it. Similar to "the fly in the ointment," except with an old timer twist.

I forgot to bring the Sisterhood of the Travelling pants!
Well that's the onion in the ointment.

by onioninointment July 10, 2011

monomentaliphobia

Morbid fear of not having a multiple personality.

Monomentaliphobia. The fear of the long-term dissociative.

by Fearman November 22, 2007

Ointment

A word that nobody likes, it doesn't just roll off the tongue it also never used in a good way.

Kelly do you have my hemorrhoid ointment. GROSS

by something relatble October 12, 2018