Joe, "Bob is foam rolling his bones again instead of hitting weights to build muscle first."
John, "I know. What a Mutz!"
John, "I know. What a Mutz!"
by Bobby Roberto April 19, 2023
Get the A Mutz mug.noun, singular. Similar to a body shot; The skin of a penis is pulled over the head, creating a cylindrical enclosure. The inside is then filled to the brim with alcohol, and consumed like a traditional shot by a classy woman. After completion of the shot, everyone in the room must yell MOZZLETOFF!
by Manafort Chubbz March 17, 2010
Get the The Bar Mitzvah mug.“I went to Jason’s Botched Mitzvah Saturday. Jason threw up during his reading. The DJ never showed up. The ice swan melted and they ran out of shrimp.”
by MoLo36 June 30, 2009
Get the Botched Mitzvah mug.1. (n) A shot containing 1 part goldschlager, 1 part crown royal, and 1 part pineapple juice.
2. (n) A coming of age traditional ceremony for a 13-year-old Jewish boy/wolf.
2. (n) A coming of age traditional ceremony for a 13-year-old Jewish boy/wolf.
1. John order me so many werewolf bar mitzvah’s last night that I didn’t even realize she was fat.
2. Ryan’s Werewolf Bar Mitzvah was inspiring.
3. “Werewolf Bar mitzvah spooky scary, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.”
2. Ryan’s Werewolf Bar Mitzvah was inspiring.
3. “Werewolf Bar mitzvah spooky scary, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.”
by Harris Longshadow March 22, 2009
Get the Werewolf Bar Mitzvah mug.Heyyyyy everyone who reads this, you are all invited to my Fortnite Bar Mitzvah. No Skull Troopers cuz that's my costume!!! Bring your credit card information AND your social security number. No Defaults allowed (JK). Be there or be Dusty Depot. It will happen on Thursday, all are welcome. Only people with over 20 wins can come.
by bigboipatek October 17, 2018
Get the Fortnite Bar Mitzvah mug.by Luna17 June 14, 2016
Get the mutzadel mug.The most perfect girl you could ever ask for. She has a sweet smile although she’s not afraid to slap a bitch, even though she denies her beauty ness she’ll always be gorgeous no matter what. Mitzel will always be the bestfriend anyone could ever dream of having and she’s the most honest and funniest person you would ever meet. She will always cheer you up when your down and she will never let you leave without you haveing a smile on your face. NEVER take her for granted because you will regret it, don’t let her slip away because once she’s gone you’ll have a rough time getting her to give you a second chance.
Boy: “did you see mitzel walk by”
Friend: “no”
Boy: “ well you just missed the most perfect girl ever”
Friend: “no”
Boy: “ well you just missed the most perfect girl ever”
by yo.girl May 19, 2018
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