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Metamorphosis 

1. Metamorphosis is a transformation as by magic, sorcery, the supernatural, etc.

2. Metamorphosis is a marked change such as that of a caterpillar into a butterfly, a tadpole into a frog, or a grasshopper into a locust.

3. The Metamorphosis describes the inception of human civilization from hunter-gatherer.
1. “The metamorphosis of a Kafkaesque life story into magic realism running in parallel with a limitation of conscious awareness and cognitive dissonance was the blueprint for determinism”, pondered Gregor the ant.

2. The solitary grasshopper was rubbed upped the wrong way and just a single cell began to produce serotonin that via quorum sensing led to more serotonin and the metamorphosis into a gregarious locust.

3. Fast Forward.

Yoda: Troubling you what is?
Grasshopper: Master. Among the locusts, the grasshopper procrastinates and does not thrive.
Yoda: Seeds to grow on the way the path you cannot control but leave.

Grasshopper: But master, chaos reigns.

Yoda: All grasshoppers once living the hunter-get life we were. Evolved to be locust swarms of hate on social media we have. Yes, hrrrm.
Grasshopper: Tune in, turn on, drop out of social media?
Yoda: Both ways and the locust turns into the grasshopper, the metamorphosis works.
Metamorphosis by Option 22 November 1, 2019

metamorphosize 

the point in which power rangers become so gay that they cant hold it in anymore and they jizz all over each other creating hard shell like suits to defend themselves against the semen looking silver suited minions.
Lets go power rangers, metamorphosize.
metamorphosize by Nick_charles February 8, 2010

metamorfasis

The transformation of a stock/unmodified car to a super sexy bad ass mother of a car.

Racing team located in Northern Virginia.
Bone stock 1990 crx dx to a sexy jdm wet dream sir mugen show winning sex machine. Team Metamorfasis always wins.
metamorfasis by Metamorfeous November 28, 2005

metamorphis 

to morph into anything you want in order to reach a certain outcome or destination.
Friend: "Dudebro, plane tickets are so expensive, I wish I could just teleport to Africa."
Me: "Brah, just metamorphis into chloroxide and ship yourself there!"
Friend: "You're a genius dude." *continues to metamorphis*
metamorphis by shitneyjewston February 19, 2015

Metamorphic Expression 

We are a newly brought up band from Rio Rancho, New Mexico that consist of four mid-high students with a dream to carry on the powerful sence of timelesness and expansiveness Linkin Park has given us. We have only written a few songs but are off to a good start of achieving our long time goal that we all share to make epic songs of great listening vibes.
"So, uh, you were telling me you started up a band right?"
"You would be correct"
"Go on"
"We even have a website and all"
"Huh, no kidding"
"It's at; WWW.freewebs.com/metamorphicexpression.com.
Metamorphic Expression by lemmix October 18, 2004

metamorfishmish 

When two fish eggs of the opposite gender are eaten by their mother. The eggs then hatch and become baby fishes, from there, an incest process occurs. The little boy fish then penetrates his sister, in the butt, with his 3.95 inch fish dick that is 0.01 inches in diameter. If the fish penis is longer than the sister, its hardness will just go through the entire digestive system and out her mouth. From there, the brother fish rotates a full 360 degrees, 6 times. This preps the sister fish for what is coming next. The brother fish suddenly pulls out, swims to the back of the digestive system, and then, at full speed, swims with his dick out and thrusts into his sister. The impact of the dick entering the sister fish imminently puts her in shock. The momentum of the thrust causes the brother fish to die, then the sister fish wakes up and swims out of its mothers anus and lives happily ever after.
Bruh, that fish looks like it just experienced metamorfishmish.
metamorfishmish by helislapp November 28, 2022