Butter Melting on a Big Ole' Pile of Flapjacks

The best feeling in the world. When everything in life is just right.

"I feel like a slab of butter melting on a big ole' pile of flapjacks!"

by MeltButterFlapjacks September 19, 2009

Melvinomics

The art of purchasing a stock or crypto at a downward spiral while it is high then selling when it gets even lower.

Melvin: I bought 200 DogeCoin at 6 cents a coin
Melvin(2 hours later): I sold all my DogeCoin now at 3 cents a coin and lost $4
EtherChad: That's Melvinomics baby!

by DragoonFromBDO February 2, 2021

Melvinomics

Buying high, selling low

Melvin: "It not about what you hate, it's about what you know"
Andrew: "That's Melvinomics you tard"

by DragoonFromBDO February 2, 2021

Melting rod

When your girlfriend takes a steaming shart on your shaft giving you a 3rd degree burn

“Call 9-1-1 the girl just gave me a melting rod it burns!”

by Annonomous3221 May 25, 2021

face melting

Visual hallucinations generally induced by good LSD. While tripping, acid users may experience face melting.

Man, the Dude experienced extreme face melting after ingesting the LSD. Must have been good stuff.

by thecarmie February 6, 2015

Melvin Milk Toast

A skinny whimp. can be used to either insult or describe someone.

"That Johnson boy sure is a Melvin Milk Toast"

"You can't curl 20lbs? wow, you are a melvin milk toast aren't you?"

by Ralph Littlefield February 22, 2009

Harold Melvin

an old school singer who will never go platinum without his group, the Bluenotes.

"Bitch, you without me is like Harold Melvin without the Bluenotes. You're NEVER going platinum!" -Snoop Dogg

by Nick D September 23, 2003