Mexican Ground Karate

A martial arts style developed by famous Only Fans model Craig Crelinsten. MGK is mainly known for its contribution to creating the renowned "oil check" technique.

Virgin 1: "I keep getting oil checked by those Mexican Ground Karate guys at the open mat"
Virgin 2: "Yeah me too. We should really check out "B-Team Jiu Jitsu" in Austin. Maybe that way we'll stop being such soyboys"

Mexican Ground Karate by Craig Jones' sweaty jockstrap October 21, 2021

White Mexican 

A White Mexican is a Mexican of Predominantly European Descent. Most of their ancestors arrived during the colonial period but a further hundreds of thousands have since then immigrated. The largest European contributor in Mexico are the Spanish, followed by the French and then German/Italians/Greeks/Russians/Polish etc. It is estimated by some sources that 20% of Mexico's population is White.

Guy; Are you Italian?
Girl; No, im Mexican!
Guy; WOW, really?
Girl; Yes!
Guy; I though you were White!
Girl; I am, I am a White Mexican!!!

White Mexican by Koloffon October 13, 2011

Mexican Porch Party 

An unauthorized drunken homosexual sex party involving 6 or more people usually formed in a train centipede-style while trespassing on an enclosed porch, typically performed by Mexicans of the US with a lot of groaning (in a Mexican accent).

Officer Silva break up this Mexican Porch Party before their Mexican cocks get stuck in each other’s asses, and throw them into the back of the squad car.

Mexican Porch Party by Urboipickle December 28, 2019

Professional Mexican 

Any Black or White person who does the odd jobs most Mexican immigrants do. This could be yard work, light construction or selling items by the roadside. They are often still found in areas through out the American south and parts of California where times are tough.

What! You went to college for 4 years just to end up being a gardener? What did you go to school for? To be a professional Mexican?

Professional Mexican by Gundam Hater April 20, 2011

The Mexican Tumbleweed 

Part 1: To shave off all your pubic hair and roll it in to a ball, using ejaculate as glue.

Part 2: sneak up on a sleeping or unconscious ( preferably naked ) victim.

Part 3: attempt to roll Said ball in to the open mouth of the target.

Hey man I gave Jenny The Mexican Tumbleweed last night, she almost choked. But it was funny as hell

The Mexican Tumbleweed by Finlonger October 21, 2014

Mexican Jurisprudence 

Noun referring to use of unlawful bribery as a means of dealing with criminal charges incurred in Mexico.

That judge was a dumb son of a bitch. Mom actually bought my freedom from jail. Mexican Jurisprudence works !

Mexican Jurisprudence by Juan-Nacho Bel Grande July 13, 2011

Ambient Mexican Noise 

The sounds you hear in any online game by a Latino boy with a mic. This includes Vaccuming, dogs barking, Parents yelling, babies crying, Spanish soap Opera, Mexican music.

George: Let’s leave this game, there’s some kid with ambient Mexican noise.
Fred: yeah I can’t even concentrate let’s leave.

Ambient Mexican Noise by Resolute_ March 13, 2019