Matriculative Dynamics

Matriculative Dynamics is a totally fake business buzz word. In a world of overused business buzz words like “verticals”, “synergy”, and “bandwidth”... it seemed that something should be made up that is nonsensical and could be woven into conversation. The word was created on 5/21/22 in Atlanta, Ga in closed door meeting of the MDIC.

The Matriculative Dynamics of the vertical and horizontal onboarding of this data is going to be a real pain. We should circle back and have a zoom call to discuss.

by JRamsy May 13, 2021

Maniculated

1. To get surgery performed; to go "under the knife"

2. A term used in day-to-day conversation, used when stating ones opinion on something.

Example 1

Leo: "I'm here to get maniculated"

Doctor: "I've got you scheduled for 3:00 O'clock"

Example 2:

Dalton: "have you heard that new Bladee?"

Jareck: "Yeah, shit was maniculated"

by NutsBreath May 31, 2021

matriculator

To commit the act of matrimony.
To commit.

To be confined to a group.

To seek a score for matrimony

Wayne is a premature Matriculator. He prefers to buy the cow rather than get the milk for free.
Bullock is the consumate matriculator going from wife to wife in rapid succession.
Jen is looking for a serial matriculator with the skills to pay the bills.

by thaz February 3, 2014

meticulating

Meticulating describes any OCD or perfectionistic action that often results in an avoidable inconvenience for others

Harold took so much time meticulating his parking job, that the store closed by the time he finished.

by LamonteCristo August 21, 2016

matriculate

verb: to enroll as a member of a body and especially of a college or university. (kind of sounds dirty, so it is good to use on dumb fucks who are fat and were only tshirts, also they want know the word b/c their being dumb keeps them from matriculating)

During the graduation ceremonies, Jack couldn't help but think of the first time that he and Stephanie matriculated.

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

masticulating

Juicing the herring, slinging the sausage, porking the swine

Moose likes to juice his herring in front of Joe. Joe, 31, was like "WTF MAN!? STOP YOUR MASTICULATING!"

by DylanakabirdmanPrrrrrrr September 27, 2006

manipulated

An overweight male who has developed breasts. (man-nipple-ated.)

Check out that guy... he's so manipulated. haha

by pidge. September 20, 2009