Masturliker

An asshole who strokes his own ego until he busts a nut and keeps talking about himself after you already heard about him from him.

John is such a masturliker, I bet $5,000 he will like my Indian compliment I give him because he will take it seriously, what a moron!

by Solid Mantis July 11, 2018

Masterfake

when someone sticks their hand down their pants and pretends to masturbate to gross out their friends so they could leave so that he could can actually masturBATE in private

dude # 1: hey your home already, i thought the game started late

Dude # 2: yeah it did but josh got horny so he started to masterfake so we all left.

by nigger7seventy7 March 31, 2010

content masturbater

definition from Somethingawful.com

Any person who creates some form of content for the Internet, from movies to music to writing, and then refuses to stop gloating about and obsessing over their own creation. This usually occurs on their personal blogs, but has been known to spread throughout emails, instant messages, and newsgroups. For more information, also see BMO.

Person #1: (IM sent to 500 people) "Hey everybody! Come check out the most awesome, hilarious, original Flash game pitting George Bush against Osama Bin Laden! I made it, and it's been played 583,392,881 times in the last 10 minutes! Includes special guest appearances by Britney Spears and Michael Jackson, who show up to make topical jokes which rival abandoned Jay Leno monologues! Be sure to click on the links which appear in my awesome popup windows offering you chances to win free iPods and Eddie Bauer colostomy bags! This Flash game I made has been ranked #1 on Newgrounds, narrowly edging out 'Butt Quest 8' and 'The Mystery of Fart Mountain.' It's the funniest thing you'll ever see! Tell your friends about it! Tell your family! Oh god I'm lonely!"

by granada April 14, 2005

Masturbanker

A less than polite, but far from rude description for that type of person

Last night the England football team all played like a bunch of Masturbankers!

by Balanceweight February 10, 2007

Masturbaker

1. Someone who bakes goods in the form of sexual images/symbols/organs..

2. A person who is exceptionally skilled in the messy, but pleasurable and satisfying art of... baking.

1. Gina is quite the masturbaker, always baking cookies and pies shaped like penises.

2. Gordon Ramsay is an excellent masturbaker.

by SnatchMaster17 September 6, 2013

mastureader

The art of masturbating while reading.

I got so horny while reading that I became a mastureader!

by bigdaddy101lololno April 18, 2014

masturflake

(v) Completely forgetting who you were thinking about whilst masturbating.

I masturflaked on whether I was fantasizing about Jill or Trish, and I totally lost my boner.

by belial10 March 10, 2015