mastureader

The art of masturbating while reading.

I got so horny while reading that I became a mastureader!

by bigdaddy101lololno April 18, 2014

Masturbaker's dozen

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.

'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016

Masturfaker

A guy who claims he doesn't masturbate

"Jimmy says that he doesn't masturbate."
"What a masturfaker!"

by Goddess by nature August 13, 2009

masturhater

a person who strongly dislikes masturbation

"hey lila wanna masturbate tonight?"

"nah im a masturhater"

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

Masturexagerbate

when you mimic the movements of masturbation with a range of motion that's way bigger than your actual penis

"Hey Jerry, remember when Jeff demonstrated his distaste for Professor Keen by mimicking the movements of masturbation? Do you think his penis is really that big?"

"No way, man. Jeff masturexagerbates all the time."

by LoganRed April 16, 2016

Facebook Masturbater

Creepy teens who look for seductive pictures of their friends in order to become aroused

dude, she has the hottest picture, makes me want to be a facebook masturbater.

by titanboy2793 July 11, 2010

masturbaters

one who jerks it not only multiple times a week but multiple times a day. the kind of person you would find beating there dick in your own house or even infront of you. A person who if gets stuck in an elevator for even 5 minutes will have already wacked their magic stick once or twice. A kind of person you would find in the middle of math class with their hand in their pocket wiggling around alot letting out akward grunts. A person who can cry white tears just looking at a barbie doll.

-pete: *wiggle wiggle grunt* "Teacher may i go to the bathroom"

-teacher: "thats the second time this hour pete.."

-pete: " Im sorry I drank alot of OJ juice today (actually bj juice) I have an overactive bladder" (well he has an overactive something thats for sure)

by Whatever April 6, 2005