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Doc Martins

1. Referring to Doc Martin boots.
2. Any shoe that is created by the Doc Martin manufacturer.
My Doc Martins lace up to my knees.
by Allora December 2, 2003
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martins

Someone who is tall for their age and is likely to make the NBA.
That dude right there is a martins.
by Giannis May 25, 2018
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praying mantits

When a man has such flabby tits that he is able to press them together so they touch, much like a set of praying titties.
Man, take a look at that guy. That's a real nice set of praying mantits. I'm jealous!
by Mr. Balloonhands November 17, 2013
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Guilherme Martins

The best person alive!!! People with that name are really cute, funny and extremely awesome! Everyone loves a Guilherme.
1: OMG 😱 here comes the perfect Guilherme Martins
2: *Faints of emotion*
by Urbaesomeone April 11, 2020
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MrTits

Any fat man with giant man boobies. Member must be loud mouthed, tattooed, swear excessivly, and eat the scraps of food off your plate. The single most qualifing factor to be named MrTits, member MUST hump everything (male, female, inanimate and animate objects).
MrTits is fucking HUGE!

MrTits just humped XXXX (substitute X as applies), is there a stain?
by MrTits & Co. July 23, 2006
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Martitude

A parody of creation loving bastards such as BooB's apparant pulling techniques and socialising
With my martitude i pulled 16 girls in 10 minutes last night.

You could all be a lot better if you had a little martitude
by martin March 23, 2003
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Mārtiņš Brants

One of the Most retarded niggas alive. Once tried to rape his sister. Also has a micropenis
Aww fuck , i have to listen to Mārtiņš Brants again
by BruhCheck November 6, 2019
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