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Any fat man with giant man boobies. Member must be loud mouthed, tattooed, swear excessivly, and eat the scraps of food off your plate. The single most qualifing factor to be named MrTits, member MUST hump everything (male, female, inanimate and animate objects).
MrTits is fucking HUGE!

MrTits just humped XXXX (substitute X as applies), is there a stain?
MrTits by MrTits & Co. July 23, 2006
Words you can keep
Someone who is acting like a pussy/ mangina. Someone whose lameness is irritating to you
'Yo, look at ian McTits sitting over there not doing shit"
McTits by mista steal yo gurl July 22, 2011
Mritsa is one of those kind and innocent girls, she is not the one to go and hurt someone
She is really pretty and really kind
She can be bad and have a bad mouth but she still innocent.
Guy 1 “I want a bad but innocent girl:/“
Guy 2 “ just get a Mritsa dude she’s perfect”
Guy 3 “ no she’s mine!”
Mritsa by Some boy in alabama April 16, 2019

friggin McTits

the original McChicken inside of a double cheese. you take a double cheeseburger and add a McChicken patty MINUS the bun inbetween the two burger pattys, add fries and ketchup and delicious. none of this McGangbang b.s.
friggin McTits by asslop June 15, 2010
a new happy meal at mcdonalds
mctits by dominic cory January 12, 2011
You split apart a double cheeseburger and put a mcChicken in between the two patties. Then reassemble and enjoy.
I'm wasted, lets go to mickey D's and get a McTits.
McTits by Dbassboy April 21, 2011
Matits - A mexican word for cumming upon someones tits.
Matits are hard right now.
Matits by Ball Cluster February 16, 2015
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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