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Any fat man with giant man boobies. Member must be loud mouthed, tattooed, swear excessivly, and eat the scraps of food off your plate. The single most qualifing factor to be named MrTits, member MUST hump everything (male, female, inanimate and animate objects).
MrTits is fucking HUGE!

MrTits just humped XXXX (substitute X as applies), is there a stain?
MrTits by MrTits & Co. July 23, 2006
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Someone who is acting like a pussy/ mangina. Someone whose lameness is irritating to you
'Yo, look at ian McTits sitting over there not doing shit"
McTits by mista steal yo gurl July 22, 2011
Mritsa is one of those kind and innocent girls, she is not the one to go and hurt someone
She is really pretty and really kind
She can be bad and have a bad mouth but she still innocent.
Guy 1 “I want a bad but innocent girl:/“
Guy 2 “ just get a Mritsa dude she’s perfect”
Guy 3 “ no she’s mine!”
Mritsa by Some boy in alabama April 16, 2019

friggin McTits

the original McChicken inside of a double cheese. you take a double cheeseburger and add a McChicken patty MINUS the bun inbetween the two burger pattys, add fries and ketchup and delicious. none of this McGangbang b.s.
friggin McTits by asslop June 15, 2010
mctits by dominic cory January 12, 2011
You split apart a double cheeseburger and put a mcChicken in between the two patties. Then reassemble and enjoy.
I'm wasted, lets go to mickey D's and get a McTits.
McTits by Dbassboy April 21, 2011
Matits - A mexican word for cumming upon someones tits.
Matits are hard right now.
Matits by Ball Cluster February 16, 2015
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