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Any fat man with giant man boobies. Member must be loud mouthed, tattooed, swear excessivly, and eat the scraps of food off your plate. The single most qualifing factor to be named MrTits, member MUST hump everything (male, female, inanimate and animate objects).
MrTits is fucking HUGE!

MrTits just humped XXXX (substitute X as applies), is there a stain?
by MrTits & Co. July 23, 2006
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