3 definitions by MrTits & Co.

Creepy

{Noun}

Name given to an individual from any mid-western farming (usu. South Dakota) state. To qualify for this name the person must spew forth various nonsensical data. This person will always try and one up your story by saying that his/her father did the same thing, only bigger and better.

Person must have an affinity for Rum (normally Captain and Coke), knives, and sneaking up behind you and saying "HEYYYYYY".

You: "I am building a house in a nice town."
Creepy: "Yeah, well, my dad, in South Dakota, built a 4000 sqft house out of toothpicks, with his bare hands."

Creepy: "Hey guess what. I could stab you 37 times and you wouldn't know it."

by MrTits & Co. July 26, 2006

MrTits

Any fat man with giant man boobies. Member must be loud mouthed, tattooed, swear excessivly, and eat the scraps of food off your plate. The single most qualifing factor to be named MrTits, member MUST hump everything (male, female, inanimate and animate objects).

MrTits is fucking HUGE!

MrTits just humped XXXX (substitute X as applies), is there a stain?

by MrTits & Co. July 23, 2006

Pietre Dish

A covert name given to people (usu. female) that have an unknown STD growing on their face. Members under this name shall vehemently deny any excessive sexual activity.

Can be associated with Kelly

WTF is that growing on that Pietre Dish?

Hey, Pietre Dish was riding on Timmy's back, and now he has some wierd growth.

by MrTits & Co. July 23, 2006