pity makeout

When, after a period of one-sided sexual attraction, the uninterested person feels so sorry for the unattractive pursuer that they agree to kiss.

This happens because either (a) they don't think the dweeb can take anymore rejection, or (b) they think it might pump up the poor sap's self-esteem.

Steph: I saw you kissing Lou last night. Are you seriously into him?

Michelle: I feel bad the poor troll has such a high school crush on me. It was a total pity makeout.

by ilostcountat52 September 10, 2009

Makeout-a-thon

When a girl and guy makeout excessively. Almost a rude form of showing affection, because there usually is a "i don't give a shit about you" attitude towards other people in the area.

Gary - "Holy shit! Mark and Amy have been having a Makeout-a-thon since the movie started."

Henry - "Surface, Mark, surface!"

by Phil Jacklin April 14, 2007

Manbound

A Manbound is something a man must do when he does something that could be considered feminine or gay. It is like a rebound that only a man can do.

Oh shit, I just was just talking really gay on the phone to my girlfriend and my roommate Big Joe overheard me. I have to manbound by chugging a beer.

by tiger3420 March 9, 2009

Mando-fail

A failure in a maths exam or test. Or a failure involving any maths-related problem or scenario. Dervies from the word Maths, (M) Addition, (a) Numbers, (N), Division (D) and Obtuse, (O). Commonly used in the east-Midlands area of Britain, this word is growing in usage.

Teacher: What do you think of the fact that you got 25% on your Maths exam?

Boy: It's a Mando-fail.

by ChocoholicCatholic23 July 18, 2009

Manborn

A term that refer to one who is more manly than anybody or anything else. These people are often said to be "born of man" or "Mantastic" If you are ever graced by the presence of one who is Manborn you will know almost instantly due to your sudden urge to masturbate and uncontrollable orgasms.

Used in a sentence...

"Look at that Manborn hes so damn sexy!"
"Yea if i was a chick i would totally bang him"

or...

"Why do i have the sudden urge to shove this broom up inside me?"
"Thats because there is a Manborn over there"
"Why thank you for the information good sir"
"No problem, now you and the broom go have fun and i totally wont be watching from over there with these binoculars"
"Thanks mister!"

by Manborn November 26, 2009

jesu maria santisima ni mameo

Word used in the countryside (el cibao) of the Dominican Republic to express amaizement or surprise.

Pedrito: hey mom, juanita bought a car that can talk while she drives!!!

Mom: jesu maria santisima ni mameo!!

by rolan2 August 6, 2008

Makeover Mage

An NPC in the world of RuneScape. He/she is able to transform the player's gender and skin tone upon request. His/her main purpose is transforming sexually confused male players into female characters; these "girls" then go out into the world, usually identifiable by their hotness and suspicious taste in fashion (i.e. short shorts from Keldagrim). The Makeover Mage is responsible for at least half of the female characters in RuneScape. Genuine female players are rare.

*PkerGod spots his friend Bigdaddy13 walking away from the makeover mage's house*
PkerGod: Hey, weren't you a guy...?
Bigdaddy13: Um, no? Y do u ask
PkerGod: Yes you were. Dude, I saw you at CW yesterday.
Bigdaddy13: Oh that. Well see this account used to be my brothers but he gave it to me
PkerGod: Hmm. *adds Bigdaddy 13 to his ignore list*

by Enigmatical February 22, 2011