Life in post-postmodern supermodernity. Post-ironic dystopian existence which lacks even a unifying materialistic mythos (pop culture) emblematic of the 90's; and existence is the only joke. Ironically humorless existence
Also Donald Trump is President. Yay for the glorious future!
Also Donald Trump is President. Yay for the glorious future!
In the 90's kids aspired to the Nickelodeon life; as a 2017 adult, I can only look forward to the lolife. Even the cartoons are bad
by sandraxine June 20, 2017
Get the lolife mug.A person that identifies as a lolicon but denies being a pedophile or being attracted to real children, saying they only like drawings.
They usually prefer legal lolis (adult women who look underage) over true lolis (actually underage girls) and sometimes even try to claim lolis are not supposed to represent children. Usually ignorant of the fact that the word lolicon (ロリコン) literally means attraction to young girls in Japan, ironic lolicons spend a significant amount of their time trying to prove they are not pedophiles on Twitter or some other online platform.
They usually prefer legal lolis (adult women who look underage) over true lolis (actually underage girls) and sometimes even try to claim lolis are not supposed to represent children. Usually ignorant of the fact that the word lolicon (ロリコン) literally means attraction to young girls in Japan, ironic lolicons spend a significant amount of their time trying to prove they are not pedophiles on Twitter or some other online platform.
Non-lolicon: Loli is pedophilia. You are masturbating to drawings of children.
Unironic lolicon: So what?
Ironic lolicon: NOOOOOO! Lolis are not children! They are... um... small women or something. I actually find real kids gross. Please don't call me a pedo.
Unironic lolicon: So what?
Ironic lolicon: NOOOOOO! Lolis are not children! They are... um... small women or something. I actually find real kids gross. Please don't call me a pedo.
by jsuki February 6, 2022
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Literally the best and biggest weeb lord. If you ever try to match with this absolute unit he will eat your asshole and then force you into the loli closet.
Person 1 : Hey have you seen James in a while?
Person 2 : No he tried to match Loli God's weeb levels and is tied up in the loli closet
Person 1 : fucking rip mate.
Person 2 : No he tried to match Loli God's weeb levels and is tied up in the loli closet
Person 1 : fucking rip mate.
by RaccoonLoli June 26, 2019
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Get the loli-pop mug.It's the anime/manga version of jailbait. A girl that looks old enough, but is actually still underage.
P1: Dude, you know that character is canonically 16, right? Are you a Lolicon?
P2: Nah dude, I'm a Low Lolicon.
P2: Nah dude, I'm a Low Lolicon.
by MassiveBruhMoment April 8, 2021
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you: ong lolsiess
you: ong lolsiess
by cowbitchlol April 30, 2021
Get the lolsies mug.Jessica: "I heard that our teacher gets a loligasm when he watches anime shows."
Emily: "Eww, that's so gross!"
Teacher: "Hi girls, how's it going?"
Emily: "Eww, that's so gross!"
Teacher: "Hi girls, how's it going?"
by EpicLegend18 November 26, 2011
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