lobsterfag

A homosexual lobster.

Are lobsterfags tastier than normal lobsters?

by pahoeho_ August 4, 2009

Lobsterback

its after you doggy-style someone

J: You are a dirty lobsterback!
A: I know I am! You got my back all red after last night. Do me up the butt again?

by wadworldlovers May 20, 2009

lobsterbagging

As a method of birth control, a man shoves his nuts up into his body. He then ties the bag off with a hair tie, thus preventing them from dropping down into the scrotal sack. Science has proven that leaving the nuts in a lobster bagged position for 4 hour hours a day is an effective temporary birth control. The appearance of his bag seems to be that of a lobster, hence the term lobsterbagging was coined.

John: C'mon Mary, lets do it!
Mary: But John, the pope said condoms are a sin and I don't want to get pregnant.
John: It's ok, I've been lobsterbagging for the past 2 weeks. It's all dead down there.

by ramfungdunctual September 12, 2013

Lobsteritas

A nasty new strain of crabs, leaving its victims disgruntled and hostile. Thus far lobsteritas has no cure! Watch out kids.

by Alice McMuffin October 14, 2003

Lobsteritas

it an std that itchy like crabs, but pinches more like a lobster.

Tom gave Suzie a really bad case of lobsteritas.

by tiffany johnson October 19, 2003

Lobsteria

A case of bad diahrea from over indulgence in eating too much Lobster while visiting Maine

I should've stopped eating after that 3rd lobster, I got one nasty case of Lobsteria!

by Themayer December 27, 2009

Lobsterchop

The loose hanging fat on the underside of a persons arm.

I'm embarrassed that my lobsterchops won't stop wiggling when I wave to someone.

by lobsterchop December 14, 2011