2 definitions by Themayer

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A case of bad diahrea from over indulgence in eating too much Lobster while visiting Maine
I should've stopped eating after that 3rd lobster, I got one nasty case of Lobsteria!
by Themayer December 26, 2009
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A combination of the words Shit and Splatter, used to describe the aftermath matter dripping off the bottom of a toilet seat, following a vicious case of diarhea.
Man. don't use stall #2 - someone really shattered the toilet seat
by Themayer December 26, 2009
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