Lifehack

A science-fiction novel about nanomachines being used to create a zombie outbreak.

The protagonist is a lesbian who falls for a girl who is straight.

Not focused heavily on horror, Lifehack is heavily character driven.

Lifehack is written by Joseph Picard, and can be found on Amazon, smashwords, ozero.ca, and probably a bunch of other sites.

by Ozero November 3, 2011

linebacker build

Euphemism for "fat" used in men's online dating and chat profiles. See football player build. Contrast with swimmers build.

WM, 38, brn, grn, 5"11", 220 lbs., solid linebacker build.

by A. Hick September 7, 2008

linebacker

ovverated braggarts who get credit for all the d-line's hard work.

i like helping linebackers shove nerds into lockers.

by McCheesy September 3, 2003

linebacker

while having sex doggy style the male will quickly jam two fingers into the girls browneye. he will then take those same two fingers and smear them under his eyes leaving a brown mark under each eye, like that of a football player and immediately tackle the female he is with.

I was so excited that football season was starting, that I surprised my girlfriend with a linebacker.

by dan johnson August 7, 2006

office linebacker

The dirty one at work always by the water cooler looking for the sack.

Tim: So I took Julia home last night.
Bill: Really I did it too. Rolled around in the sack with her.
Mike: What an office linebacker

by foug September 7, 2003

linebacker

A word I learned from strong bad. jk

No, really, I did! jk again

by Zach G. January 17, 2004

Lifejacket

One who thinks he's good at writing music but writes poor lyrics cannot sing, thus looking ridiculous to anyone who doesn't eat their ass.

Whose up next?
Oh you know, Lifejacket.
Oh fuck, not again!

by Lifejacket May 5, 2006