Lapper

A lapper is when one individual is taking a poop and a second individual sits on his/her lap to drop a log between the original pooper's legs.

Jack: "Scott, all those beans we ate earlier are making me have to take a poop."
Scott: "No way, me too. We should totally take a lapper."

by Smileywords June 2, 2015

Loser Lapper

A person who walks around the mall aimlessly doing about 540 laps or so.

Mossy was originally a Loser Lapper but joined the side of the Loser Leaners.

by Laurgasm June 1, 2003

Lippers and Hooks

The act of cock stabbing a hooker from behind while enjoying a nice wad of SKOAL in ones mouth. The hookers juicy starfish then becomes the spitter for that fat lipper ur enjoying.

Bell: Yo you guys wanna come to my bachelor party down in Atlantic City this weekend?
Dude: Hells yeah B Bell. Your fiance can't find out about you partaking in some Lippers and Hooks though.
Bell: Man fuck that bitch. I do what I want.

by B Bell April 29, 2013

sac-lapper

(noun) one who licks upon the scrotum sac with their tongue.

Morgan likes to lick scrotums with her tongue, therefore she is a sac-lapper.

by J3D1 January 9, 2009

lapper

Anyone who is profecient in the art of cunnilingus

Man Harry's girl told me he is one hell of a lapper but I wouln'dt eat her anyhow.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

lapper

a woman who likes women

Jessica may be attractive, Ed, but she's a lapper!

by mindy June 6, 2003

lapper

A lip of chewing tobacco.

You wanna pack a lapper on the way there?

by Josh Clark January 20, 2007