Frank Lampard

A gorgous footy player who plays for Chelsea and England in midfield, and whips off his shirt after every match.

Frank Lampard, he is sex on legs

by lamps4eva July 6, 2006

lampa

In Hokkien language (which is a Chinese dialect), lampa refer to the testicles.

Nice big lampa you have.

by Ah Gua January 16, 2006

lalop

A player of Infanty computer game who has a very limited vocabulary. His vocabulary consists predominately of 'lmao' and many variants.

*lalop dies*
doooooooooooooooh lllllmao lmao

*lalop gets a kill*
llllllllllllllllmao lmao lmao

Rune: you suck lalop
lalop: u more lmao lmao lmao

by aaerox March 24, 2008

Lamepoo

The process of washing your hair in a lame way.

To wash hair in the, sink or standing outside of the shower probably with clothes still on.

Used in a rushed or lazy manor.

Person1: "Hey I was too lazy to take a shower today. So, instead i just lamepooed my hair in the sink, it was too easy."

Person2: "Nice one! I did the same thing the other day when i didnt have enough time to take a real shower. I lamepooed while standing outside the shower with my clothes still on."

by Sara.emily July 19, 2011

Lamont wasted

A variation of white boy wasted that is exponentially greater. It involves drinking one less alcoholic beverage than it takes to kill someone. It is characterized by puking anywhere and everywhere, groping people, and being all around out of control.

Hey did you see Mike last night?

Yeah! He was Lamont wasted!

by Krusty2718 December 29, 2011

Lamont The Owl

A Type Of Owl Who Consumes Many Foods, Drinks And Robs Banks With His Partner In Crime Quandale Dingle and With His Uncle Quandalian Dingleson As They Run A Doughnut Shop In New York City.

My Names Quandale Dingle With My Uncle Quandalian Dingleson And With My Favorite Pet Lamont The Owl

by Lamont The Owl April 4, 2022

LAMOJ

Literal translation is Laugh at My Own Joke. Used in a setting where one finds his/her previous statement humorous. Can be used in a verbal conversation in its two syllable form. Can be used in the past tense by affixing the -ing post-fix.

Goku: I'll defeat you you Frieza!
Frieza: You and what army? LAMOJ

by London New York September 6, 2009