Freddy Kroger

a complete nightmare you have when you get to the grocery store and realize how much they have raised the prices.

i had a complete Freddy Kroger when the cashier announced the total in front of the 10 people behind me in line.

by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009

kroger

Commonly mistakened for the concentration camps where Hitler would persecuit jews. Instead of killing people at kroger though, they force them to do mind numbing work, such as pushing large metal objects, many at a time. This is forced upon the victim until death ensues or genocide of the supervisors.

Wow, you go to Kroger? Doesn't that suck?

by Pasty April 1, 2003

Freddy Kroger

Literally the "Fred Meyer" supermarket. The nickname is a play on the fact that their parent company is named Kroger to make the market sound like the horror movie character "Freddy Krueger". Also known as "Freddie Kroger."

Damnit we're out of creamer, time to head to Freddy Kroger to buy some more.

by jcarpro April 6, 2019

The Krogmann Hook Shot

When you are with a female making love inside a human-sized hamster cage, and you aren't just feeling it. So you change the mood by doing the famous krogmann hook shot. To initiate the shot you must yell the magical words "REGINA NIMOY ZACKANDO." Once you yell those words, you put in the movie "Rocky 4" and curve your penis to the shape of a pirate hook and shoot your load across her face until she drowns.

Tory- hey did you watch the russian bobsled team compete in madagascar?

Yonnie Von Tuegen- nope, i was doing the dirty with rhonda and did the krogmann hook shot. i have never felt so good other than my first time to disney land

Tory- LOL

by Long John Shaun October 6, 2009

crack kroger

The kroger supermarket located in a less than desireable neighborhood, or frequented by a more pharmacutically enhance clientel.

Stay away from the crack kroger down by the ghetto, Jimmy friend got stabbed in the check out line.

by D Leasor April 3, 2006

krogucci

A luxury Kroger which has been given the name “krogucci” to symbolize the significance against other Krogers. There is also a “Kroghetto” which is often compared to the “krogucci” as it is rundown and outdated. “Krogucci” is refered to as superior to other Krogers because of it’s electric fireplace, couches, and FreeWifi. “Krogucci” also has a Dunkin’ Donuts inside which is a pretty big hit as well as the free cookies at the bakery!

Person A:

Hey do you wanna go to Kroger?

Person B:
Yeah I’ll go as long as we go to krogucci and not kroghetto.

by Krogerbitch August 7, 2018

Kroger ad

Another garbage ad that is less cringe than the grubhub ad

kroger ad but i removed the cringe

by DatAmazingGamer January 15, 2021