mewing kittens flatulence

When someone's pent-up farts sound like a squealing litter of mewing kittens.

I looked over to this dude in the movie theatre looking for some kittens but then I realized he had a bad case of mewing kittens flatulence!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

Shittin' Kittens

To be surprised or appalled.

When Tony said he won fifty bucks, I was nearly shittin' kittens!

by VixenGypsy September 18, 2004

having kittens

Going postal, stressing out, pissed off.

Fox News Network is having kittens over the Bill O'Reily alledged sexual escapades with his young female subordinate.

by Simon October 15, 2004

Ass-kittens

(Ass-kytt-uhns) n. 1. A term reflective of a situation in which something good comes out of a bad situation. Ass-kittens is generally used as the thing that is positive when it comes from a bad situation.

"Social and economic awareness were the ass-kittens of 9/11."

by AnVillain July 20, 2009

have kittens

(idiom) to have a fit.

Used in both humorous and serious situations.

Also, cast a kitten.

Stop tickling me or I'll have kittens!

by Miss Agreeable May 25, 2004

sea kittens

An attempt by PETA to convince the general public to call fish by a name too cute to eat.

Eating Sea Kittens is WRONG and you will be ridiculed by beautiful, sexy women everywhere.

by KweenofDenyl January 28, 2009

Kittens

Adjective;
A term of endearment, to describe someone highly.

"I’m going to say “kittens,” which can be used as an adjective. Then I would say he’s very nice. He’s humble, he’s talented. And stylish."
-Andrew Vanwyngarden describing Ben Goldwasser

by A girl with kaleidoscope eyes May 21, 2011