Kazooicide

An act in which someone plays a kazoo for 5 hours. Kazooicide is completely and utterly unrelated to suicide

Bill: I’m gonna commit kazooicide

Bob: Wait you have so much to live for
Bill: No I’m playing a kazoo for 5 hours idiot

by screwhillary2018 October 22, 2019

Kazookie

You take cookie dough and cool it in a microwave but not all the way then you put ice cream on top of it

I wonder how a KAZOOKIE taste

by Alphmale82 April 27, 2020

Kazooted

The act of being a dog and zooted

Wow, I am kazooted haha lol hehe xD. I am kazooted off the seesaw at the high functioning dog park

by Spoodlydoodly June 19, 2023

rooty kazotie

the act, no rather the ART, of running ones tongue up someone's anus.

"Were gonna go rooty kazotie on you-tie"

by Davedale April 29, 2021

kazoobies

A unit of energy consumed by physical activity.

Q: "You want to throw the frisbee around some more?"
A: "Maybe later... I'm all out of kazoobies."

by Ultra Five September 11, 2008

Kazooing

The act of using a kazoo

... and Harris stood in the crowd kazooing at his fellow friend.

by Amanda <3 May 29, 2006

rootie kazootie

A shaved or waxed muff, a bare mons, a muffless muff or baldy.

She went commando to the wedding and her rootie kazootie was a sensation.

by Moby Doug April 7, 2009