Jurassic Fart

A fart of dinosauric size (and/or length).

Gross! Jurassic Fart Alert! Cover your noses and seek the nearest fall-out shelter!

by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008

judas moon

A nickname for the moon when it is visible during the daytime.

I woke up this morning and saw a judas moon.

by JJ Grimm May 30, 2008

Jhason

A Jhason is a boujee AF guy who only wears designer clothes and would not be caught dead in a 'basic' midpriced retail store. If you wish to find a Jhason on a weekend, cling a tequila bottle and yell 'SHOTS!' and of course don't forget the lemon. Despite being boujee Jhasons are extremely generous, you can expect free meals and house parties on a regular basis. Be aware though Jhasons are quite friendly but shows no mercy when it comes to alcohol and parties.

'OMG, you are such Jhason!' 'FML, Jhason brought tequila'

by icemunds191 October 15, 2019

Jugasaurus-Rex

A Jugasaurus-Rex is the name given to a female with extremely large breasts.
The phrase was made famous by Neil from t.v show 'The Inbetweeners' where he spots a girl in the park and says, 'Hey guys, look at that Jugasaurus-Rex!'.

'Hey Lewis, Jugasaurus-Rex at 5'o'clock!'
'Woah, Your a right Jugasaurus-Rex!'
'Don't you think that Pamella Anderson is just one huge Jugasaurus-Rex?'

by Barry Fluffers August 4, 2009

Jurassic cunt

A disgusting woman with an old, constantly used, stretched out vagina, one that is possibly also yeasty like a dusty muffin. Normally used as a insult in a roast fest.

Go back to the old folks home you Jurassic cunt (with that sexy tank of oxygen)!

That cougar has a nasty Jurassic cunt; not even plastic surgery could fix that mess.

by Knows way too damn much November 6, 2010

Juasta

Juasta is a type of religion that is mostly defined by a person wearing tin foil on their teeth. You can only be born into the Juasta religion.

What religion are you from?
Oh, I am from a very special religion called Juasta.

by Religion pidgeon December 10, 2019

Jurassic Park

The best American movie ever made. (There are other movies which are foreign that are slightly better)

If you don't like Jurassic Park, then you will die a virgin.

by Balano May 3, 2003