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Jack jarvis

jack jarvis The" fat angry ranga" got pushed in the bush
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No Jorris

a remark made after an attempt to do something resulted in failure.
Joe: *dies in Fortnite*
Jack: you nearly killed them! But No Jorris I guess!
by coolgamerjoe June 29, 2021
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Joey Jordison

a fuckin awesome drummer and guitarist who plays with slipknot and the murderdolls
by dragonguy October 14, 2006
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Joey Jordison

The drummer for the comprehensive nu-metal band SlipKnot, and the guitarist / backup vocalist for the band Murderdolls. both awesome bands, and Joey Jordison owns your mom.
Joey Jordison is the most gorgeous drummer in the history of drummers. not to mention kickass.
by SlipKnoTCultist October 25, 2006
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Jarvise

Jarvise is usually an ass. Sometimes can be really sweet and caring. Other times he can just be a complete jerk-off. He has brown eyes and doesn't ever listen to a word you say. He hates listening to other people sing. He can be really sarcastic and offensive.
person 1: Did you hear what Jarvise said?
person 2: What?
person 1: He called me a Slutty Whore!
by IHKHC November 13, 2011
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No Jorris

When you come close to doing something but it doesn’t quite come off.
Ooo that was close but No Jorris!
by Muhammed Astafrillah June 20, 2021
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Joey Jordison

Joey Jordison is a famous musician who started become well known for his drumming with the increasing popularity of his primary band "Slipknot". He is primarily known for his drumming talents in the band "Slipknot" and being the guitarist and backing vocals for the band "Murderdolls".

Although everyone calls him over rated and not a good drummer, this is very untrue. He is not the best drummer in the world, but he is one of the best. His drumming style is comprised of many different original and unique techniques. He is most well noted for his use of 2's and 4's over bassdrum triplets that he uses in a lot to most of the bands songs. As well, he incorporates many other drumming techniques and does not only focus on one certain kind.

Jordison is often criticized by metal fans that listen to death metal and feel that if you don't use blast beats in every song you must not be a good drummer. Some of these drummers could be George Kollias, Derek Roddy, or any other death metal drummer.

To sum it up, Jordison is a very popular and GOOD drummer that is often criticized by people who know less about drumming that think speed is the only thing that matters in drumming. And although he is not the best, he is an extremely good well rounded drummer.
Shane: Have you heard 'Murderdolls' or 'Slipknot' lately, they've got some really catchy songs. And that drummer/guitarist, "Joey Jordison" is very good.

Josh: YEAH he is (:
by JoeyJr. November 6, 2009
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