A woman who is dangerously funny but can be extremely focused when needed. Typically skilled with guns. Arch-nemesis to all species of cockroaches.
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Get the Joby mug.The ship name of Ruby and Jordan. It’s known that the most compatible names to be in a relationship are...Ruby and Jordan! Ruby isn’t your basic popular girl, she’s has her own personality. She’s never afraid to speak her mind. She’s also drop-dead gorgeous on the inside and out. Jordan, is a boy so sweet, he can melt your heart in and instance. He’s very bubbly but also quite introverted. Him and Ruby are the perfect match and have a very healthy and stable relationship.
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The temporary sixth entity that appears when exactly five friends whose initials are J–O–B–I–S all hang out together. Manifests as a shimmering five-colored aurora with a lazy neon smile and five high-fiving arms. Exists purely to make the night 300% better: summons perfect snacks, plays the exact song everyone wants, builds physics-defying blanket forts.
Catchphrase (in glowing five-part harmony):
“Five letters, one vibe—let’s waste the whole damn night!”
Vanishes instantly if someone checks work email or can’t decide what to watch.
“We finally got Jess, Owen, Bella, Isaac, and Sam in the same room and the Jobis showed up; free nachos, unprompted Mr. Brightside, legendary night.”
Tags: cryptid, friend group, good vibes, chaos gremlin
(First coined November 26, 2025)
proper noun
The temporary sixth entity that appears when exactly five friends whose initials are J–O–B–I–S all hang out together. Manifests as a shimmering five-colored aurora with a lazy neon smile and five high-fiving arms. Exists purely to make the night 300% better: summons perfect snacks, plays the exact song everyone wants, builds physics-defying blanket forts.
Catchphrase (in glowing five-part harmony):
“Five letters, one vibe—let’s waste the whole damn night!”
Vanishes instantly if someone checks work email or can’t decide what to watch.
“We finally got Jess, Owen, Bella, Isaac, and Sam in the same room and the Jobis showed up; free nachos, unprompted Mr. Brightside, legendary night.”
Tags: cryptid, friend group, good vibes, chaos gremlin
(First coined November 26, 2025)
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Get the Joby mug.The act of "jobiing" occurs when you are at a sleepover, in a tent with all your friends and you get the sudden urge to turn around and start beating ur dick, you then procide to seduce one of your homies and start sucking him off, you finish the deed and proceed to say "Welp, I'm never doing that again" hinting at the fact that you don't typically suck your homies dick and aren't planning on doing it again.
"How was your sleepover honey?"
"It was a little weird, this guy just started jobiing another dude all of a sudden"
"It was a little weird, this guy just started jobiing another dude all of a sudden"
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