Jizzhowley

1. Someone with a square head jizzes in a dice holder

2. When someone gets naked and jizzes on themselves

Aw naw, I got meltit and jizzhowley'd

by Allan Black Howlett April 22, 2008

Jizzin Around

A term used for when someone is wasting a significant amount of time, or messing around doing nothing.

- Yo, so what did you do today?
- Nothing man, just stayed at home alone jizzin around.

-Dude wake up! Stop jizzin around, put your pants on and let's go!

by A Free Load June 3, 2010

Jizzioke

When a guy blows his load in a girls mouth, and makes her sing "Dont Stop Believen'" By Journey

Dude I made Brandi "jizzioke" last night.. NICE

by HellraiserMcGee September 29, 2010

jizzolicious

Something that is so good that it makes one jizz.

Man, that pie was so jizzolicious, it made my pants wet.

by Fugattir March 18, 2009

Jizzbonanza

Jizz, jizz, jizz, oh my god I'm drowning in jizz

I had a couple of girlfriends over for lunch yesterday, it ended in a jizzbonanza

by vgrd January 3, 2011

Jizzify

1. When anything is so awesome, you could instantly jizz. (Literally or figuratively)

Yo, Guelker, I went to this strip club the other day. Boy was it jizzifying.

Hey bro, did you watch The Avengers? That fucking movie was jizzifying.

by Chuck_Mony May 2, 2013

Jizzitus

The irritation of the eyes after being jizzed in the face. The symptons resemble those of hayfever..

Me 'alright Stretts, whats wrong with you eyes..?'
Stretts 'went to a gay bar at the weekend and forgot to duck.. Got a full on jizzing... Been to the docs and he says I've got Jizzitus'
Me 'serves you right you cum muncher..!!'

by The Burgemiester of Torbay.. June 29, 2013