Fat ass who sits in a chair all day and plays games. Has no life and he is almost 100% gay like 90% of the time. Loves to look at BBC.
by Peter_File_69_Dixie_Rekt April 17, 2020
Get the Jhonmug. Is The consensual act between 2 gay lovers in which lover A uses his silky smooth mouth to bring lover B to the point of edging. lover B will vigorously pull out to ensure he goes over the edge upon exiting the mouth, once exited he will offload his load upon lover A’s rock hard cock. Lover B then must comense the glazed long John act, in which he will suck/lick/eat his own secret sauce off lover A’s steel rod. Once the rod is spit cleaned and no reminisce of his cum is found upon the shaft he must recite the phrase “You really like your own brand.” Ending with a dramatic jumping high-five to embrace the true beauty of love.
I (male) heard my boyfriend say that he wanted to ejaculate on my sexual appendage and intake the residue orally so I proposed trying a “Glazed Long Jhon”
by 261ERS February 15, 2024
Get the Glazed Long Jhonmug. by Bonse-Flugsly June 7, 2024
Get the Jhon Changelingmug. I hate Jhon with all my heart and I PRAY that good ppl will see how this is actually spelled:
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by spotlight ah moonlight ah June 18, 2023
Get the Jhonmug. 
1) John Lucas Please sign your name on your passport
2) (spells name on passport Jhon)
1) Sir you spelt your name incorrectly
2) (spells name on passport Jhon)
1) Sir you spelt your name incorrectly
by Jhon Lucas November 21, 2021
Get the Jhonmug.