Jackathon

When you masturbate so much with a smart watch on and it says you ran a marathon.

“I jacked off so much during Dick destroying December my watch says I ran a marathon. A real jackathon was completed.”

by MaBrain September 14, 2018

Jonathon Davis

A man easily worth his own page, Davis is the lead singer of the nu-metal band Korn (generally written as KoRn or with the Cyrillic character which appears to be a backward "R"). His lyrical quality is superb, though See You On the Otherside isn't his best work.

Jonathon Davis is fucking ownage! As I've previously stated, he needs his own page.

by Amerikaner August 24, 2006

Jackathon

Where you see how much you can jack off in one day before you can't get an erection anymore.

Hey Ryan wanna do a jackathon?
Me: Fuck yea, I'll be sure to stay stiff the whole time

by ItsMaybeEthernet March 27, 2015

Johnathon

A Sexy Piece of meat that will give consent for sex always, if you want sex you should ask Johnathon because he will always say yes.

"I need sex"
"You need to ask a Johnathon"

by DontUseUrRealNameLol September 15, 2019

Johnathon

The guy with the biggest dick and all the bitches

Johnathon is the best
Did you see Johnathon he is so hot

by 456.11.37.24 April 26, 2022

jamnation

A curse uttered while doing battle with an ornery copy machine or similar device.

"Jamnation! First, that bloody machine printed out double-sided transparencies, and now it's shredded my originals!!"

by freakomatic May 15, 2006

Johnathon

Despite having his name spelled wrong by his parents, Johnathon is a fukin chad. He is awkward some times and a frickin comedic beast at others. Usually has barely above average grades in school but somehow knows everything at the same time.

Sam “ do you know how wide the largest megaladons jaw was?”

Charlie “ Oh just ask Johnathon, he should know.”

by somedudeontiktok November 10, 2019