jaunto

See Steek, Spide, Neds.
Offen found outside the offies annoying normal people to buy them buckfast and alco pops.
threatening with the likes of:
i'll knack your ballax in wee lad
heres me, wah!!!

Jaunto - Her mate will you get me some drink?
Man - No!!
Jaunto - Heres me, wah?!?!? I'll knack ur ballax in!!
Man - F**k off u wee dick!
Jaunto - my da will get your knees done
Man - I am your da, u wee dick!
Jaunto gets his head slapped by man

by Steve & dave November 19, 2003

jaun

anything and everything

Look at that jaun face.
Pass that jaun to the left.

by tyler December 12, 2003

jaundice

adj.
1) The state of possessing a yellow hue, whether due to its nature or its manufacturer's preference.
2) Used to describe a repulsive thing or person.
3) Used to describe both the yellow and nauseating attributes of your everyday potassium-crazy fruit, the banana.

1) "That fire hydrant is so jaundice!"
2) "Shauna?! What a jaundice girl."
3) "No, I will not eat that jaundice, jaundice banana."

by Captain Bojangles August 22, 2008

janx

junk, stuff, thing

hey, slob, can you unload all that janx from the dishwasher.

by nemo August 11, 2003

"Gee Ye The Jaundies"

Meaning: "Give You the Jaundice" often used as a sign of disgust. Often having the same meaning as "That would make you sick".

Mark: Look Betty I've Just Eaten this Mouldy Piece of Bread.
Betty: That is Disgusting, That Would "Gee Ye The Jaundies"

by Magnesium Sulphate February 17, 2006

Jaundiced Jesus

1) Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, and the obligatory bag of chips. Ususally seen shouting abuse at goths and mettlas in Staines high street/ old ladies in Romford.

2)Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, but also hailing from a home counties convent school and sporting a public school boyfriend. Distinguished from (1) primarily in the amount of money they spend on looking cheap.

1- ran into that jaundiced jesus and her crew bottling some girl outside Staines KFC. The heady scent of Charlie bodyspray and second hand fag smoke was quite overwhelming.

2 - I hear jaundiced jesus is getting one of her manwhores to take her to ibiza on his yacht. I wonder what cup size she'll come back as?

by Social commentator extraodinaire November 11, 2006

jaundice surprise

occurs when, during fellatio, the man pulls his penis from the woman's mouth and tells her to "close your eyes for a second," the woman then does so, expecting do be ejaculated upon. The man then procedes to take a piss in her face, turning it yellow, hence the jaundice surprise.

"damn jeremy, last night i expected a facial but got the jaundice surprise instead"

by tommy anderson August 20, 2006